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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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todays my birthday! i’m now officially twenty-seven!!!

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this is insane

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you can taste the fucking irony

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found this buried in old game ideas txt file and i was cooking i think

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One time a hater said I "Thinks they're an expert on religion just bc they can read some grainy PDFs" and while yeah fair criticism, I don't consider myself an expert on anything. expertise is the sort of thing that takes years to cultivate.

But like, did YOU read the grainy PDFs?

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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One of my favorite things to do in Zoo Tycoon 2 is to build an enormous hedge maze, have a jeep track go through the hedge maze, and fill the hedge maze with entertainers

And then take some absolutely horrendous photos like this:

There are so many of them that the collision pushes the jeep into the hedges

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your laptop needs a balanced diet of pdfs

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Secularist society that takes the cigarettes approach to religion and it's totally legal but all religious texts require a big sticker thst says "THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR GOD" or whatever. And at the start of every sermon you have to give a disclaimer thst you're making it all up. Etc. Kinda based

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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

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Bomb squigs! They're like an angry pinata, but filled with explosives instead of candy.

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To err is human. To err repeatedly is research.

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One of the things I really enjoy about miniature shopping on etsy, besides the enormous variety, is that sometimes the different producers will throw in a mini that I hadn't ordered for free. This is how I ended up with a pair of halflings. I decided that the burlier one with the sword is the sheriff as he is a veteran of some goblin skirmish wars on the shire's borders. The other fellow with the pipe is an adventurer who's midlife crisis will decide the fate of the entire world.

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