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Haymitch: What’s wrong with me?

Haymitch: Ooh, don’t open that door.

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Haymitch: You see, the trick to staying alive is to want to die in the first place.

Effie: That doesn't make any sense?!?!

Katniss: No, he's right it works, trust.

Peeta: It got me through two arenas and the capital!

Johanna: If the world senses you're happy, it'll kill you. Just look at Finnick. He survived till he finally got married and was happy.

Annie: Low blow, Jo.

Johanna: Sorry, my bad.

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Effie: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. Haymitch: These are handcuffs. Effie: Yes, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Haymitch, pointing to Effie and Peeta: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves* Katniss: Okay! *five minutes later* Haymitch: *returns and sees Effie and Peeta unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out! Katniss: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

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Effie: You didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?! Katniss, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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Haymitch: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I’m dumb as fuck!

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Katniss: Between Peeta, Effie and Haymitch, there are three braincells. Katniss: And Haymitch has all three of them.

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Haymitch: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi. Effie: Haymitch, NO!

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In the penthouse

Haymitch, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Effie, confused: I mean, this is my place of work, so yes.

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Katniss: Haymitch just insisted Peeta and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by our clone or a muttation doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real one and which is the imposter. Katniss: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Effie: What is it called when you kill a friend? Peeta: Homicide. Katniss: Murder. Haymitch: Homiecide.

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Haymitch: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

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Peeta: Ooh, somebody has a crush Haymitch: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Effie I just think she's cool for a Capitol, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her. *Later that night* Haymitch, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Peeta: Effie, why are you standing in front of the fan? Effie: I’m waiting for Haymitch to look into our window when he comes home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel. Peeta: You want Haymitch to think you’re a supermodel? Effie: Giving him eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the best part of his walk! Peeta, sarcastically: You’re selfless. Effie: Thank you for noticing.

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Effie: Okay, two person huddle. Haymitch: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Finnick: How do I ask someone out? Cinna: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two. Finnick: No! Chaff: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car. Finnick: Stop! Haymitch: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream. Finnick: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.