👹Phuz Face. 35 year old monster enthusiast👹🔞Will block minors on sight🔞💖My wife: @orgyofthedamned💖🛒MY SHOP LINK: https://phuzbat.squarespace.com/🛒 🌌My carrd: https://phuzface.carrd.co/🌌🎨My art tag: #mai art 🎨🦇Fright Hammer Tag: #my roommate is dracula🦇
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My cotton candy horseshoe crab socks are SO comfy and sturdy! We worked hard for MONTHS to develop the perfect sock that comfortably fits up to a 22" calf with the added bonus of an arch support panel and extra padding in the heel and toes. We stress tested these in winter boots, leather boots, and threw them through the wash multiple times to make sure they can handle serious wear. These USA-made socks are a special cotton/nylon/spandex blend, made to last, and they're $25! Ships worldwide from:
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#oh my god; the octopus is like 'shiiiiiiiiiit dude! you got fucked UP!!!'#<PREV UR TAG IS KILLING MY ASS#tfw u slip on an ice cube and get covered in boo boos and get sent to weenie hut general
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BABY JUMPING SPIDERS- JUST PAY SHIPPING!
My pet regal jumping spider Orange Chicken has had babies! So, so many babies! We have approximately 80 babies we don't know what to do with, and we're freaking out a little bit!
Regal jumpers make really fantastic pets. They're incredibly easy and inexpensive to care for, and they've got huge personalities for how small they are. They're curious and active, and jumping spiders are frequently cited as "cute" spiders that help arachnophobes begin to step out of their comfort zone. My partner has written up a great, very thorough care sheet which you can find here (x). Enclosures typically range from $15-$40 (I highly recommend the brand Tarantula Cribs!) and you can get super creative with the decorations you put inside for them.
We're local to Arizona, and willing to arrange pickup if you're also local. Otherwise, there are several postage services that work with the regulations on shipping live animals, and if you pay for shipping, we're happy to send spiders to you! We're generally asking for $15 per spider, but if you send us a photo of the enclosure you intend to keep it in, we'll send it for free (price of shipping only).
The babies were just separated from Mama Chicken last night, so they should be good to send out to new homes in approximately four to six weeks. We're trying to arrange for as many homes as possible between now and then.
Please message me on Discord at Feywildwest if you're interested or would like more info!


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i believe its important for women to be irredeemable perverts too
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L: ✨A birthday gift to my dear friend Senti!! ✨
Blame this person for getting me hooked on Dashbert. I was just minding my business being a loyal Danbert enthusiast… and now look at me.
This is what happens when you read one Re-Animator x Evil Dead crossover comic too many.
#OH HEY THERE#A NERD SANDWICH#i love how u kept their facial details like the scars and birthmark and EYELASHES#very nice poooses#yummy yum art
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Two boys practicing their swordplay, Harlem, 1939–1940.
Photo: Aaron Siskind via Smithsonian American Art Museum
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This isn’t even an overreaction to how good Special K is
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The Dormouse. 💤 🐁 🫖
Love designing little guys.
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Vincent Price as a cat.
Meow.
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#awww!#meowsing mouthing and pawing at peter's windows for shits#“draculaaa he's doing it agaaain😰”#“this is enrichment for him. let him play with you😊”#“but he'll kill me!!😭”
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a meme so hot it’s measured by scovilles
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Secretly leading you to his food bowl
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Just a 10 min visual idea of a gorgon idea, I think capped locks with snake heads would be fun
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