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I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

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Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

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HOLY SHIT!!! How many women have done this in the past? This is first I’ve seen this but it can’t be new. Fuck ZQuill, we’ve had over the counter sleep aids or sleep inducing shit for years. Fuck man NyQuill has been around forever. Shit like this probably been happening for decades but of course when women do dirt, we don’t talk about it. Think they are the firsts? PLEASE!!! 

But yea female don’t engage in toxic behavior. Men can’t get raped. STFU!!!

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wait... THEYRE ALREADY OLD 😭😭 is seriously need to catch up

Hey! Just wanted to come on and say that I just found your blog not too long ago and I've been burning through all your fics on your ff account and they're sooooo good!!! I just finished reading greedy dragon just now and I have to say that it is probably the absolute cutest fic I have ever read!! I absolutely adored them as kids and their childhood lovely dynamics! I am so so so excited to see where the plot goes as they're older now!!! I feel like it's about to start really unfolding!!

ehehehehhehehehehehehheehhehe y’all have no idea what I’m about to do with it 

I’m always happy to have new fans! Welcome to the club! If you ever have any questions, feel free to ask me bc I try to be a bit mysterious sometimes lmao

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"Natsu..." Lucy stifled a moan underneath her breath as her hooded eyes blinked hazily at her preoccupied partner. "No...not like that..."

She bit down on her bottom lip, stifling a moan as his fingers slipped into her slick entrance.

"C'mon, how can I stop when you're already this messy?" He chuckled into her ear, her grip tightening on the tree she used to keep her steady.

"Someone...someone might see..." She gasped, her legs shaking as he spread his warmth from within her. Her knees felt like they were about to buckle, the flames of his fire licking her inner walls all too well.

"And who," He spoke through a kiss he pressed on her back. "Would dare walk into my forest?

She shivered as she felt him grind his hard-on against her behind, his chest rumbling with purrs against her back.

"You smell like you're enjoying it despite your complaining," She whined as he pulled his fingers out, turning to look over her shoulder. He stared at her with hooded eyes, moaning as he licked the erotic fluid from his fingertips.

"I..." He silenced her with a rough kiss, his arm coming around to catch her waist as her foot slipped on a leaf.

"I'd rather do it at home," She pouted with bruised lips as he lifted her into his arms. "The bed smells like you,"

"Oh," Her heart stuttered as he split a dark grin, the dragon flashing his golden eyes. "Is that so?"

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yanderes are usually possessive and get jealous easily. you could try portraying his possessiveness as puppy love tho? who sulks and gets all pouty when lucy tells him off when he tries keeping other guys away from her

Okay but a yandere Natsu...I kind of really want to write it

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@moeruhoshi

for your hades x persephone fanfic 😁

ooh ok, got any headcanons about hades and persephone? :D btw ur blog is sooo frikin pretty

Sorry it took so long, really. But I’m thankful for your comliment <3

Persephone is totally the big boss, no kidding.

He might be the king of the underworld, but if she says she wants something to change, that will be done. 

Everytime she says something needs to be done, Hades just looks at his servants, who are looking at him for approval and shrugs “You heard her.”.

People are constantly telling her she should leave him because he kidnapped her and must be really agressive and abusive.

But Persephone never listens and gets mad everytime, because Hades is an amazing husband and has never done anything without her consent and is always respectful.

Persephone can brag as much as she wants because Hades has never cheated on her.

He wouldn’t dare to, she’d throw him on Tartarus herself :)

He’s so in love with her. Like, so, so in love with her. 

Let me tell you: Hades is a cat. He lays his head on her lap and hums softly as Persephone runs her fingers through his hair.

Just like Aphrodite, she loves to go shopping. Guess who carries all of the bags later? Yeah, Hades in all his glory.

He buys her jewels all the time.

Playtime with Cerberus all the time.

That dog loves Persephone more than he loves Hades and he pouts all the time because of that. She just laughs at his face.

“You turned my dog against me, woman.”

“Get over it, Hades. He loves me.”

Hades constantly fights with Demeter over “The Kidnapping Incident”. Persephone just rolls her eyes, she’s given up by now.

Texts, phone calls, letters, Iris messaging or any other way of communication when she’s at Olympus with her mother.

The most beautiful couple at parties. They dance all night better than anyone else.

Cuddles.

Goodnight kisses.

Hades kisses her forehead and calls her “my queen” / ”my lady” / ”love”.

She calls him “Hadie” / “honey” / “handsome”.

#goals

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lucy/erza

gray

natsu

Izuku: 13-year-old-me would be in awe of who I am today.

Shoto: 13-year-old me thought I’d be dead by now.

Katsuki: I would fight 13 year-old-me.

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id like to believe this is how natsu and gray would meet in an au

Writing Prompt #1509

“You look sad.”

They only nodded in response, gaze still trained on the floor.

“Wanna commit some petty crimes?” I crooned, kneeling down besides them. “Will that help?”

They lifted their head, interest shining in their eyes.

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Natsu going into a conbini to buy large condoms trying not to look smug af

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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

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くまねこ - DO NOT REMOVE SOURCE. DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE. Posted with Artist's Permission

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i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!

i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3

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Headcannon for attention

Lucy will take solo jobs at random libraries to read to children and Natsu uses his ninja skills to follow her, making sure she’s safe