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Reagent: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Franco: Okay.

Waiter: What would you guys like to drink?

Reagent: Orange soda, please.

Franco: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Coyle: Me too, strawberry soda.

Reagent:

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Foundddd ittttt

I have no idea if it's new dialogue [it isn't on the wiki] but I heard Barbi say, "you think Murkoff can protect you? Fuck that!" or some variant [I wish I recorded it lmfao I didn't even notice him saying that, I was hauling ass to the shuttle] and it gave me...ideas

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I have no idea if it's new dialogue [it isn't on the wiki] but I heard Barbi say, "you think Murkoff can protect you? Fuck that!" or some variant [I wish I recorded it lmfao I didn't even notice him saying that, I was hauling ass to the shuttle] and it gave me...ideas

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FRANCO CANONICALLY GETS MANICURES.

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Supposedly [keyword supposedly] there's going to be PVP. Y'all wanna go against me and thirst for prime assets together? 😍

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Tried "Spread the Disease" or whatever for the first time and got an A-. I'm improving.

For anybody else who has played that map; has Jaeger glitched for you guys? The alarm would keep playing but she'd just...remain despawned until I was out of the areas. I assume it's meant to be that way but why play the noise lol

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playing against Henrietta feels like punishment, her ai is fucking INSANE, hiding doesn't work because she always knows where you are (even if you hide without her around??), teaming her up with Franco is diabolical and obviously my wifi has to be ASS and makes me teleport all over the place so she catches me from the other side of the room</3

so I failed a trial for the first time D:

genuinely, why did they make her such a hard enemy? love lesbians, am one too but damn lady calm your jets :(

Oof, I know that feeling bro 💔 Yeah Barbi can be real annoying in her trials. I love Barbi but right now I'm like "fuck off you dickweed!!!!" whenever Henrietta's nearby. Thankfully his attacks are ranged [if you stay away] so you can dodge + have time to run from Henrietta, because if not I'd avoid his trials entirely 🥴

She's a beast. They call her Karma 🗣 she's awesome as a concept but horrifying to play against and depressing in terms of the lore. They ate with her, not gonna lie.

I hope your WiFi improves, I know the feeling 💔

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Me on the shuttle back to the sleep room after a trial and hearing Henrietta mention Dorris (why can't Murkoff let them be lovers I am actually so upset)

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Liquidate the Union is so funny to me because imagine living in the suburbs and all of a sudden this mafioso with a pacifier starts riots and shit. He's rich and sells drugs but he cares more about you than your boss ever will 💀

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Tips for dealing with the Jaeger/Henrietta

While this event is fun, it's also been a pain, especially in the newer trials. I've played a few trials already [one of the newer Barbi ones and the older ones] and I thought I'd make this in case anybody's curious or having difficulties.

Jaeger is a one hit kill; if you get caught by her, you're instakilled. She's nothing like the other big grunts, she's a one hit instakill that you need to avoid at all costs. Thankfully she's slow as hell and you can slow her down with doors [locking them and Barricade] but keep in mind she can't be stunned with projectiles, nor will she act like a normal ex-pop. She's a homing missle who knows where you are at all costs. If you've played Resident Evil, she's exactly like the Nemesis and Mr. X. [Even Mr. X could get lost, though.]

If you're a hider or fond of hiding, don't hide. That may sound obvious, but if you're stuck with an ex pop or a prime asset, run instead; they get extremely confused if you run around a corner. If you're doing an objective [like Grind the Bad Apples or Reunite the Family] then hiding will just allow Jaeger to close distance and you're letting the prime asset guard the area once again. Take advantage of dark rooms.

Don't expect your trials to be short; Reunite the Family is one of the easiest for me to finish and even Jaeger made it last over 20 minutes. Expect to have to lure Jaeger away.

When luring her away from objectives or areas you need to be in, do NOT take shortcuts, take long ways. Jaeger will, too, take shortcuts and easily catch up with you.

Much like the prime assets, she's not hard to hear whatsoever. That creepy "radio" noise she makes is audible and easy to distinguish, especially on Suburbs.

The best maps against her are outdoor ones. Coyle's a babe but his maps are literally awful because of the amount of rooms and corners they have. The only exception to this is the Orphanage map with Gooseberry because it has outdoor areas.

Please, for the love of God, do not try to lure her close to you then run around her if you're stuck in a dead end like you would with other ex-pops or prime assets. She will immediately home in on you and cut distance.

Not fun.

The best trial to farm this event on is Reunite the Family; quick, easy, and Gooseberry is easy to hide from whilst in that room. [This is my opinion, of course.] Liquidate the Union is also pretty good, but seeing as it's new, you might struggle with it. I certainly did lmfao 80 minutes and 3 deaths down the drain. Whichever trial is easiest to you, do it. Jaeger just makes it a tad longer to finish.

After every death [you WILL die sometimes trying to understand how she works, don't stress about it], it takes a short amount of time before she spawns. Take advantage of that and finish an objective if you need to.

In every trial, she also takes a while to spawn; you kinda have to get to the main objective before you hear the sound indicator [the deep, scary alarm that plays after you hear the standard "ex-pop incoming" from the elevators. I forget what they're called, sigh]. Depends on the trial you take, but the game gives you a second to collect items and get yourself sorted before dealing with her.

Basically, TL:DR for every trial; don't stop moving, don't get caught in dead ends, don't go into narrow hallways or rooms, and don't be afraid to die a few times. Have fun. [And she doesn't like hugs :( I've tried.]

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Astraphobia [Modern AU] [Coyle x Reader]

A fic revolving around Coyle helping you with your astraphobia. I personally hate thunderstorms only if they're at night. During the day? Gorgeous.

If I get anything wrong about storms, my apologies. This is based on the headcanons I posted. I'll be posting some more modern stuff soon; my health's getting a little better and I'm much more in the writing spirit. The closer I am to my doctor's appointment the better I feel. 🤷‍♂️

"Coyle, get in this fucking house. Now."

The bearded man cared not for your irritated voice or the alerts on TV as the Oklahoman sky roared above mere miles away. The sun shone onto the ranch, the sky still a lovely shade of blue as cows and horses feasted on the grass in their respectable pens.

Coyle ignored you, contiuing to sit and watch the sky above as purple and blue bolts of lightning intertwined in the dark, menacing anvil cloud.

You growled, now stepping outside to glare at him. "Coyle, there is a whole ass severe thunderstorm warning. Get in, we need to get into the basement in case of a tornado."

"The warnin's don't matter," he was quick to scoff, sipping at his beer. "Ain't no 'nader comin' round here. Not likely."

"Okay, since when did YOU become a meterologist, Leland?" You scoffed, leaning against the doorway. "The warnings-"

"Yeah, yeah. The warnings are for over there." He motioned across the many fields that the ranch had faced; the anvil had stayed eerily still, flashing every other second. He sipped at his cold beer once more, trying to remain calm and collected; he knew of your little phobia, and whilst he didn't understand it, he loved you enough to express some patience. "We ain't there, so don't panic."

"...So?"

"So," he clicked his tongue, "I been around enough storms to know. The wind's pushing them clouds away from here. We only get them warnings in case the storm reaches this way." He clicked his tongue, "It won't. And it ain't gonna drop no 'nado, either."

You sat down beside him on the porch steps, staring at the clouds in the horizion with uncertainty; the menacing anvil clouds rumbled with ease, ready to unleash chaos onto the earth. "And how do you know?"

"The sky's a pretty good indicator." He leaned down to mumble near your ear with comfort, "The anvil ain't high enough...so there won't be any ice or winds from the atmosphere. 'Nados need cold and hot air to form." He leaned back in his chair, crossing his feet. "Trust me honey, I'm an Oklahoman born and raised, I've seen storms that knocked out power grids for days. This," he motioned to the storm in the distant, "is gonna be torrential rain and a light show, nothing more. Of course it could get worse, Mother Nature's a real unpredictable bitch."

He snickered, shaking his head as he put his sunglasses up and onto his head. "But that ain't gonna happen. Trust me."

"...Sure, but you did just say she's unpredictable." You sighed, "what if it does blow this way?"

"Then we act accordingly." He cracked open a new beer can and offered it to you, nodding once you took it. "But for now it ain't coming to us, and it's just a storm. Make the best of it. You hate the thunder? Grab your earplugs."

"Those are saved for your snoring."

"Yes, well, you've said my snorin's like thunder," he smirked, "so nothing's changed."

And like Coyle had said, the storm remained at bay, the thunder eventually dying out, and the clouds faded into nothingness. You could see why Leland enjoyed storms so much; truly a gorgeous sight to behold when you're not being pelted with rain.

And when thunder rumbled that night, youweren't surprised to see him back in his seat on the porch, watching rain pelt the land in front of him. "Nonsevere," he muttered after hearing you open the door, "go back to bed, I'll be there in a few minutes."

And so you went to sleep, unbothered.

That was until his snoring started, however...

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Heretyc's Trials Of Doom, Terror and Thirst

Hey! Because there's now a trial maker in Outlast Trials, I've decided to make trials based off of fics, headcanons and AU's I've written for on this blog! This post will be updated with the trials I've made, the codes to them and what they're based on. Enjoy!! I've tried not to make them too difficult! I'll think up of Easterman dialogue for these later [y'know the stuff he says to you whilst in the shuttle? yeah]

MUTILATE THE PROSTITUTE

CODE: V0MKTCCK8OUWWDYE

BASED ON: Maneater AU

VARIATORS: Extra door traps, enraged enemies, extract the organs, low enemy density

MAP: Downtown, kidnap the mistress

NOTES: Maneater is called prostitute :( I'm sorry. Pretend Maneater's a mannequin because the real maneater MC is outside of Sinyala and Barbi's keeping you safe <3 extract the organs is due to Maneater's cannibalistic tendencies lol I thought it'd suit the trial. Low enemy density is so you can have Barbi to yourself :D

FORGIVE THE SINNERS

CODE: V0FRKSBVLZWVYZVQ

BASED ON: Headcanons of Coyle and Barbi fighting over you

VARIATORS: Franco Barbi, break the televisions, low enemy density, enraged enemies

MAP: Courthouse, vindicate the guilty

NOTES: Basically the idea of this trial was you're punishing Coyle and Barbi with the judge's help and this trial is to help you "forgive" them or something. Idk lol I did what I could with the limited names I had

FEED THE CHILDREN

CODE: V0MXSCBRKPWVYZUX

BASED ON: Being on Gooseberry's show!

VARIATORS: Surveillance cameras, break the televisions, low enemy density, more imposters

MAP: Orphanage, feed the children [I didn't edit the title whatsoever lol it fit the most]

NOTES: Based on my modern domestic life headcanons post where you got onto Gooseberry's show. :D The televisions and cameras represent the reagent trying to fuck shit up for you >:(

PERVERT THE SINNERS

CODE: V0NOTHCJJAWWYZVQUNMH

BASED ON: Poly prime assets x you

VARIATORS: Prime Time, collect the gifts, low enemy density, enraged enemies, extra prime asset traps, extreme psychosis

MAP: Downtown, pleasure the prosecutor

NOTES: I said I wouldn't make them too hard, but come onnnn, to be with 3 prime assets, a little challenge is required, no? ;) They even left you some gifts! In the form of wrapped boxes and traps of despair. Such loving partners, they are!

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He burned the house down making a grilled cheese as she was trolling the forums :/ she's not happy