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and if i came back but with chrissy incorporated into fear street or something else because fuck st and those zi0nists

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i know i’m late to all the news about it but that eddie book apparently has chrissy cameos and hellcheer crumbs once again proving that the more annoying a fandom will be about a character/ship, the likelier it will get something good in canon

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forehead kisses are so healing i need a million

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ISGULL : i am no mother, i am no bride. I AM KING. / brought to life by czarina.

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em.ma selig.man admitting she based bottoms off of the girls like girls music video. Yeah 😭

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might make one of those instagram edits for chrissy totally not as a way to not look at my inbox or post a starter call

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the bond between a girl and her diary can be a very dangerous and significant thing

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HERHAUNTS : her ribcage is filled with flowers but they are dead, dead, dead. / saved by czarina.

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@bbysttr : i'm here. i'm here.

it was just a dream. just a dream. but she still feels like she's gonna throw up anyway ( not that you ever had any problem with expelling your stomach's contents that way, right, chrissy? ). she's both sweaty and cold, and she keeps her eyes screwed shut for a few seconds as she tries to get her breathing back to normal. there were no ominous voices echoing around that room — no echoing at all, really. just steve's, gentle and reassuring, on her right. "thanks," chrissy whispers, reaching out to touch his wrist. "sorry."

good omens season 2.

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@deathsbecome : frozen peas. that's what you feed ducks. frozen peas. they love them, and it's good for them, too.

chrissy tries not to make a face at that, but she has a feeling the twitch of her lips gives her away. you really do learn something new everyday, she supposed. "is that what you're actually supposed to be feeding ducks? not plain bread like they do in all those films and tv shows?" she looks off to the side, wondering if there were any ducks in the pond that might've prompted addy to tell her that. none, unfortunately. "i guess peas would be a bit healthier for them."

good omens season 2.

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GRACE VAN DIEN as CHRISSY CUNNINGHAM STRANGER THINGS | 4.01

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i am not remaking with this comeback by the way, you will all just have to pretend there hasn't been radio silence from me for about two months

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𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐒   -   seasons  2  sentence  starters.   adjust  phrasing,  pronouns,  etc.  as  necessary. may contain spoilers!

look at you, you're gorgeous.

i think you've done an excellent job.

it's the universe, not some fancy wallpaper.

i'd hate to see you getting into any trouble.

i'm very good at forgiveness.

i brought your mail.

don't give them bread, you idiot. ducks shouldn't eat bread.

do you ever just think what's the point?

what's the point of it all?

was it always this easy?

anything going on i should know about?

got anything for me?

frozen peas. that's what you feed ducks. frozen peas. they love them, and it's good for them, too.

you remembered.

holy shit.

hey, you.

what am i doing here?

what are you doing here?

it would be great to know where here is, and also who you are, and also who i am.

can i come in?

just get in!

that's not something you see every day.

it's called hot chocolate. you drink it.

so, you don't know who you are?

i'm me. i just don't know who me is.

you don't recognize me?

you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?

i have no idea what that feels like.

what makes you say that?

whoa, this is... this is amazing.

i just know that it's incredibly awful.

most things are fine in the end.

that's so sad.

sarcasm. we'll work on it next time.

you're funny. i love you.

i find it kind of hard to forget things.

what's the problem?

i feel like your exactly and my exactly are different exactlys.

what i need is for him to be nowhere near me.

i would love you to help me.

i'm asking you to help me to take care of him.

you're on your own with this one.

just breathe.

i can't do this. i'm just so angry.

you misunderstand me.

want some wine?

i don't drink.

well, i need a drink.

i have enough judgement in my life already.

must be nice, to have someone at home who cares where you are.

i was sort of hoping that we'd have a chance to talk.

don't even think about it.

you want a big, "i think i said the wrong thing," sort of apology, or can we take that as said?

i'd like the apology, actually.

you were right.

i want a proper apology.

you need to stay here.

you're safe here.

i am not your friend.

you should know why you're about to die.

god has abandoned you.

we're not killing anyone.

you startled me.

you're in trouble.

are you making fun of me?

mind if i come in?

so you do understand i'm threatening you?

oh. you're crying.

i'm pretty sure i'm in love.

she hates me.

it's not your job to sort out my doomed love life.

i saw it in a richard curtis film.

what do you know about what i want?

i know you.

you can stop grinning.

you haven't annoyed me yet.

might as well get comfortable.

are you trying to tempt me?

so whose side are you on?

why didn't you just say so?

you know, you really used to be awful.

how do you feel about sudden rain?

we're not friends. we barely know each other.

do you need a lift somewhere?

i'll be very, very careful.

i'm ready to go.

nothing has to change.

that sounds lonely.

i'm perfectly happy.

i don't believe my relationship is any concern of yours.

get out. now.

but it's pretty.

i don't care. just be quiet.

this... this is all my fault.

it's fine. people die.

you'll kill yourself.

i'm here. i'm here.

that was very kind of you.

mostly i just use it for twitter. and grindr.

you're upset and you're acting like it's my fault.

i don't know why you're angry with me.

i'm not angry with you. it's not about you.

i suppose i owe you an apology.

i'm not that kind of person.

i'm not your type.

you have no idea.

that could've gone better.

you have no idea the trouble you're causing me.

he hates you.

that was very kind of you.

shut up.

things could be worse, and they will be.

having a rough one?

i could always put in a word for you.

you'd do that for me?

that was a very nice thing you did for me.

forget it, will you?

we should not be here.

what's the matter with you?

i'll be honest, that wasn't unpleasant.

you read too many books.

did you miss me?

are you actually going through with this?

there will be sandwiches.

there is literally nothing that would get me there tonight.

you leave me with no alternative.

i'm not prepared to talk about it.

we are in hell.

you will regret it forever.

why the change of heart?

you've been together long?

you got a husband? or a boyfriend?

other people's love lives always seem so much more straightforward than our own.

what? what is it?

do you want a glass?

you're being silly.

have you thought of just talking to him?

let there be light.

i hope i'm not causing too much trouble.

i really am sorry. is there anything i can do?

jump out that window.

it hurts to remember.

what else do you remember?

do you want a hot chocolate?

you're really nice.

don't thank me.

no one would believe you anyway.

what are you planning?

wait and see.

give me coffee or give me death.

i'm going home and gonna drink myself senseless and have a good cry.

for once in your life, trust somebody.

i'm so glad you're here.

i know i'm really upset. why don't i feel upset?

i'm losing my fucking mind.

was it my fault?

i know i'm hard work.

i'm not afraid of hard work.

i think you're overestimating how much trouble we're actually in.

i have no intention of harming you.

this is all because of me, isn't it?

i said i would protect you, and i will.

will you shut up?

i won't leave you on your own.

why didn't you go?

you're in danger.

why don't you stand up for yourself?

you aren't trying to trick me, are you?

why would i be trying to trick you?

you are not welcome here.

you look like a murder hornet. or a snake.

you don't frighten me.

i've spent my life being scared of things. i'm done with being scared.

you are nothing, [name].

you're unloved and unlovable.

you're a nobody, and you'll live and then you'll die, a nobody.

you wanna come in here and say that to my face?

i'm going to get into so much trouble.

does what you say make sense in your head?

i don't trust him.

we can't stop them.

what do we do?

desperate measures must be taken.

what did you just do?

this could get very messy.

funny old world, isn't it?

you came back.

no wonder nobody could find you.

you're perfect.

why did you want to meet me here?

it's a pity we'll never speak again.

no one can ever know.

i like this song.

every day something is getting closer.

i don't actually know what to say.

no one's ever given me anything before.

i just found something that mattered to me.

that's really sweet.

just don't tell anybody about any of this.

how can you think about that after all this?

let's say goodbye forever and pretend none of this happened.

wherever [name] is, is my heaven.

if you leave you can never come back.

i may need you.

you're not helping, angel.

why are you telling me all this? i don't understand.

you never say what you're really thinking.

take all the time you need.

it's probably best if i start off doing all the talking, you do all the listening, 'cause if i don't start talking now, i won't ever start talking, right?

hold that thought.

i have some incredibly good news to give you.

i think i might've misjudged him.

you're honest, you don't just tell people what they want to hear.

we're better than that. you're better than that.

you don't need them.

tell me you said no.

i can make a difference.

we need to get away from them, just be an us.

you and me, what do you say?

oh [name], nothing lasts forever.

good luck.

work with me. we can be together.

i... i need you.

i don't think you understand what i'm offering you.

i think i understand a whole lot better than you do.

then there's nothing more to say.

do you hear that?

i don't hear anything.

you idiot. we could have been... us.

i forgive you.

don't bother.

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russian doll (season two) dialogue prompts from the second season of netflix's russian doll.

it's not as bad as it looks.

i'm so sick of doctors i gotta see a doctor about it.

every time you compliment me, a cockroach gets its wings.

look, man, i'm not gonna fuck you.

do you need help getting home? anything?

if we don't do something, we're fucked!

basic concepts like time and space are suddenly eluding me.

am i haunting you? are you haunting me?

when the universe fucks with you, let it.

what happens to me in the future?

for the last time, that key is for emergencies.

the universe finally found something worse than death.

ask yourself this, are you happy?

do i need to be worried about you?

you do nothing but take and take.

you cannot undo this. this is done.

fetishizing death is not incompatible with genuinely caring.

i don't deserve you.

oh, no one deserves what they get in life.

listen, you and me, we got a long, long ways to go, all right?

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

i swear i'm gonna fix everything.

you only break things. you break trust. you break promises. you are broken.

there are things in life that cannot be explained.

being born doesn't make you a victim.

what are we doing?

can you keep a secret?

the problem is that we have different lives. maybe we only intersect here.

i don't need saving.

i wanna change everything in my life.

in the end, nothing can absolve us but ourselves.

do you trust me?

i thought that i could change things for us, you know?

nothing you do makes a difference 'cause the whole game is rigged, right?

oh, you think it's a bad idea?

you're okay, all right? you're safe.

come on. you can't keep doing this.

do you know who i could've been if everything had been different?

how have you been?

i am painfully misunderstood.

nothing in this world is easy except pissing in the shower.

what if we're stuck here for forever?

you have to stop beating yourself up for not being there.

we can't escape being the product of things we can't change.

i don't know what i was supposed to do.

i'm never gonna forgive myself.

i… i shouldn't have done anything at all. why did i do anything?

i fuck it all up. i always fuck it up.

i'm sorry. i'm sorry for being this way.

we can't spend our lives so scared of making the wrong move that we never live at all.

it all just seems so much easier for everybody else. am i wrong?

you had no obligation, but you loved me anyway, right?

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kindly requesting for y’all to write all of them with me

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Helen Oyeyemi, from White is for Witching

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had betty by ts on repeat since this morning and now i kinda need someone to write the folklore love triangle with me as muses