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Skyrim NPC: Are you with the Imperials or the Stormcloaks?

My Dragonborn: Skyrim is stolen land drenched in the blood of its indigenous peoples and both factions of this supposed "civil war" are fighting over something that never belonged to them in the first place. I support returning the land and returning sovereignty to the Reachmen and the Falmer.

NPC:

NPC: So are you with the Imperials or the Stormcloaks?

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Adds a third option to the skyrim civil war where you join the forsworn

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skyrim remaster with tiddie jiggle physics but because bethesda’s game engine is so wack they have to incorporate it into the game by inserting a very small unique npc within each each tiddie who jumps at scripted intervals. 

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If you convince Serana to give up her vampirism, she probably spends a shit ton of time seeing healers and chugging down cure disease potions and garlic bread because guess who has no immunity to four eras worth of diseases that are now in Skyrim.

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don't give your cat boy milk he'll shit himself

noted

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drake? where’s the horn of jurgen windcaller?

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me: wow some of the daedra are so evil. how could you even think about committing such atrocities?

also me, fully aware that i'd go full dark side if sanguine so much as looked at me:

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Concept:

An immersive Skyrim mod that replaces Sanguine’s vanilla hand-written letter -

- with something more lore-friendly and fitting for a god-tier himbo:

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I delete iq points to free up space for my ever growing love for video games

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I am a: ⚪️Man ⚪️Woman 🔘Non-Euclidean mass of eyes and tentacles Looking for: ⚪️Men ⚪️Women 🔘Library books

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Some of the Daedra are spending their Saturnalia together.

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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

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Love

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NPCs that makes sense for Dark Brotherhood Contracts: merchants, jarls/political figures

NPCs that do not make sense for Dark Brotherhood Contracts: random beggar in ivarstead who I’m fairly sure has never done anything to anyone

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I saw this listed as a bug on a Skyrim marriage wiki and I can’t stop laughing. THAT’S NOT HOW YOU ATTRACT A MATE, VILKAS.

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The tweet that started it all....

Which turned into...

Which inspired me ....

and we ended up with this....