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a wikipedia poem on software entropy
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hermetichermethermes · 47 minutes
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Yeah, it's New Testament
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“palestinian fruit picker” by steve mccury. taken south of sidon, lebanon, 1982.
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omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there's a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just...stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.
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"god....grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy"
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The VLC in VLC media player stands for Vagina Labia Cervix
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hermetichermethermes · 10 hours
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american liberals really act like the us is god's gift to humanity when most people on this globe consider it something more akin to a plague
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hermetichermethermes · 10 hours
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more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.
they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.
i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.
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hermetichermethermes · 10 hours
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me as a gnome: dude i am gettting so crossfaded on these raspberries blackberries and strawberries
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as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited
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bees?
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hermetichermethermes · 10 hours
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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
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hermetichermethermes · 10 hours
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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
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hermetichermethermes · 11 hours
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theyre called first person shooters because they make you shoot the first person you see
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