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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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pyramid conspiracies are so funny cause like yeah theyre extremely impressive feats of engineering but its not like. crazy unbelievable. i think even as a kid if you asked me how i thought the pyramids were built id be like "i think they probably cut rocks into rectangles and stacked them. it probably took a very long time." aliens or power plants would not remotely be on my list of options yknow.

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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Part of the reason I'm so adamant about encouraging people to get comfortable with bugs, my own interests aside, is because we cannot have a bright, solarpunk future without them.

A green future is not a bugless future. It is, in fact, a fairly bugful future. If you care about ecological stability, then you need to start with bugs, because they're the most at risk with our current use of pesticides.

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Der Bundestag mag kein Zirkuszelt sein, vor dem eine bunte Flagge nichts zu suchen hat.

Aber mit welchem Recht erklärt uns das ein Clown im Kanzleramt?

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happy comic day here's mine

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come get your man he's scaring the town folk

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Es is noch nich mal zehn in der früh wieso bin ich so gottlos am schwitzen

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hey. remember when i made a post about how annoyed i was that a guy called pirate software was against software piracy?

lmao

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“june is over so now it’s gay wrath month” blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices

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im discovering a worse fate than "nobody else makes content for this fandom so you have to do it yourself" and its "theres a shitton of content for this fandom but its ALL ON TWITTER"

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys