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thid id not my fucking main

get you a man that will pass out five minutes upon talking to you, shuffle around in his sleep for a while on call, say "god that woman can blog" and then start fucking dying

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dead ass serious he was just passed out on call, said that, and then started hacking up like a debilitated victorian child on it's last legs about to collapse and succumb to the winter. i'm so overcome with lust i feel like a feral cat

get you a man that will pass out five minutes upon talking to you, shuffle around in his sleep for a while on call, say "god that woman can blog" and then start fucking dying

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get you a man that will pass out five minutes upon talking to you, shuffle around in his sleep for a while on call, say "god that woman can blog" and then start fucking dying

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schlowdy, partner (the schlowboy)

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i think using my knowledge of bird mating behaviors would be very funny when applied to scarian. and also potentially get me hate from certain sides of the fandom but itd be funny

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hi, quick question and sorry if this bothers you, but are we allowed to follow you if we fall into the category of fans of people and medias you dont like? i really like hazbin but i dont want to break a dni or something hfsjdkhfdskjhkj

oh dude fucking totally!!! i dont believe in hard dnis i block people i dont like and if i like you and you like something i dont like i just use tag filtering to be honest. i mostly put all that shit to warn people that occasionally i go on hater arcs and negative post about things like hazbin/vivzie (i DO not like her sorry hazbin fans are welcome if you play niceys but that woman... shakes me fist. my little brothers a hazbin/helluva boss fan ur fine) or brendon urie or taylor swift or matpat or whatever the fuck. most of my haterisms about those things go on my main?? if they do go on main?? usually theyre joke posts but sometimes i go beast mode. but yeah you're allowed to follow me if you like something i dont :) this isnt. like. kindergarten man lol we can play dolls even if you like my little pony and im a pokemon fan. its fine

THAT BEING SAID THAT. DOES NOT APPLY TO ANY CCS THAT ARE ABUSERS. THAT WILL GET YOU BLOCKED. BUT OTHER THAN THAT UR FINE FHDSJKHFDSKJHJ

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Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

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WHY IS BEING BIGENDER IN VIDEO GAMES SO FUCKING HARD

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does anyone else name their boobs after mcyts or is it just me? (trans girl)

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Since the toxic Scarian anon came out with their comments, I’ve been feeling as if this might be time to speak about something that weighs on my mind.

Hermitcraft Scarian is also inherently toxic.

Please, hear me out. This is important and the fact that our community has let this slide for so long is something that seriously disturbs me. When our community lets toxic behaviors like this pervade into our literature, we perpetuate this ideal relationship that is abusive and tells us that this kind of abuse is acceptable.

Hermitcraft Scarian is toxic in the reverse way that Third Life Scarian was represented to be in the previous anon’s confession. Grian appears to be the abuser while Scar, over and over again, is the victim.

Most importantly is the way Grian belittles Scar for his intelligence. Every time Scar and Grian interact, it makes me cringe and I just wait for the moment that Grian says something demeaning or calls Scar stupid, even if it’s subtle. Perhaps the subtle wording is even worse, it mocks Scar in a way that he cannot understand but the audience obviously can.

Scar and Grian are also police apologists. If you have seen any of Hermitcraft season 10, you’ll know that Scar has been hired to police the shopping district. He has made multiple jokes about “keeping people in line” to ensure they abide by the law. This is a take I’ve seen too often in the Blue Live Matter movement. They either support cops or are willfully ignorant to the fates of so many people who have suffered from police brutality.

There’s so much more wrong with their relationship, but I just needed to get this off my chest.

Mumbo is also an enabler. Probably the worst kind.

Thank you for reading and please, be more aware of the content you’re allowing yourself to consume.

"SCAR AND GRIAN ARE ALSO POLICE APOLOGISTS"

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on the topic of ship hot takes, joel and jimmy are queerbaiting btw. there’s nothing more deceitful than having 2 men say they’re almost gonna kiss and call each other babe to then realizing post-look up that they are straight and in a relationship with a women. grian was totally right for acting like that when they pretend kissed because he was calling them out right there! end rant

normal people: hey man hows it going

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it’s so over guys I left my sketchbook at home when I went to uni and my mom found the etho vore

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Etho should've sold his tissue box for the Gamer's Outreach auction

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i feel like half the people who post confessions to here dont believe in the takes they drop. there's no way someone actually believes the shipping takes said here lately if they do idk cut their internet access

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shipping fun

characters kiss

Yay