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enough sin for the both of us

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hey op i have news for you

Place your bets guys how long until Martyn and Ren make a secret alliance again.

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so past life am i right?

Grian being a clingy wife to mumbo over not finding his diamonds was my favorite part of his villain arc

yes mumbo is still in his dress shirt as hes rock climbing. no i dont remember where mumbo is instead of this series but i like to imagine hes just constantly scaling mountains

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Clip of mumbo jumbo saying “skibidi rizz??” for your viewing pleasure

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I have never heard this man squeak like that before LMAO???

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i know what u are.............

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Wait fuck oh my god.

Wild Life Martyn died before Ren and became a zombie at the beck and call of Cleo

This season Ren declined joining Martyn and Cleo and went off on his own

Cleo and Martyn keep vanishing and nobody could see them session one

Martyn keeps making zombie noises

. Guys . Do we think Martyn got turned into a zombie OR feels undead nonetheless to Ren? And that's why Cleo and him are teamed AND why Ren couldn't stand to team with them? Fuck

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please never stop lying Bigb <3

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When I was. a young boy. My father 🥀⛓️🖤

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cinematic parallels

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Welcome back crafting dead scar

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he made this rule because of scott

VOLUNTARY SACRIFICES DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE???

GRIAN YOU EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL MAN

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now why are we rewriting history

(thats the face of the man who spent two hours on a statue with his more than a friend and less than a lover) (thats a reference to a webnovel im reading) (ifykyk)

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I have been seeing a lot of K-pop Demon Hunter x Bad Boys au so I think it would be very funny if Joel get sandwich by Lizzie and Etho lol

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etho deepthroating the microphone (clip courtesy of ocean dweller 🌊 anon!)

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not feeling any kind of way about this exchange, nope, no sirree, not AT ALL (oh my god do not do this to me what do you meaaaaaan it might not be the last time grian, what do you mean??!?)

GRIAN: hey, this might not be the last time we see you, t-tango.

MUMBO TANGO: why's that?

GRIAN: well, we might need a- we might need more help in the future.

MUMBO TANGO: wait, am i just gonna end up- am i just gonna end up just jumping between roles?

GEM: hey tango, you're not allowed to go to the alps anymore for a little while, okay.

MUMBO TANGO: i'm not allowed to go to the alps? why?

GEM: we need you.