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RAaaahh 💁‍♂️ Trans Rights!

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This is the most normal I've ever drawn Bdubs. He's so cute! (Yes, I know the clock doesn't match the lighting, I messed it up)

Day seven: BdoubleO (Sleepy eepy)

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you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him

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bdubs doodles

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My arse is not doing work right now, just Deus Ex Machina in mind

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Did you knew that the colour purple is just an optical illusion, crafted by your brain? ===================== Something a bit different, because I don't want my art to be just about one thing :sob:

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a gentle mwah

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They brought him back.

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this is my pet freak [camera cuts to a thoroughly average man in business casual clothes. he smiles and waves at the viewer]

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knight gem

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Bi girls and Zombinary

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gem said that the bisexual energy would be overwhelming for the straight men and i blacked out

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Gem: Do you get a gold earring just like that in real life? Skizz: (pause) No. (pause) But I want one now. Gem: But it looks good. Impulse: Not with that attitude. Skizz: (overlapping Impulse) It does look good. I never pierced my ears. Gem: You never pierced your ears? Skizz: No, I never did that. You wanna know--here, y'know what, story time! So, when I was....uh, nine years old. My older brother pierced his ear. And I told him he looked very silly. He said, "you'll have one before you're eighteen." I said, "I-I won't." And he said, "I'll bet you a hundred bucks." I said, "I'll--deal!" I had to double my life. And on my eighteenth birthday, dude. He paid me a hundred dollars. And he paid me a hundred dollars in like--he made it a pain in the butt. He did it with all crisp one--like, brand-off-off the press one dollar bills. (he laughs) But--but! Here's the thing, I was so worried he was gonna forget about the bet, when I was like...seventeen, I borrowed fake earrings, from a buddy, that was-had like uh, the magnets? And I put it in my ear, and I walked in front of my brother, and he goes, "uhp, a hundred bucks!" And I pulled it off my ear, and I'm like, "okay I was just making sure you remembered." (starting to laugh) He was so mad. Ugh. I won that bet. Nine year bet. Gem: (a beat of silence) That is the most Skizz story...(Skizz starts laughing, and Impulse joins in after a moment)...that's possibly ever Skizzed. (Skizz and Impulse laugh harder) Impulse: (repeating Gem) "Skizzed." That's a verb now. Skizz: (overlapping Impulse) Dude, you used--and apparently an adjective. (Skizz and Impulse laugh again) Gem: It's a verb, it's an adjective, it's a noun, it-it's got everything. Skizz: It's got everything, I love it.

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just watched the peanuts movie and my heart is happy (^_^)

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mumbo’s story about how grian made him and vicky steal an apple

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btw the most fucked up thing is that when i speak to him irl i'll have to refer to him as Charles instead of Grian Hermitcraft. thats going to feel illegal. what do you mean your legal name isnt Grian Hermitcraft. now youre just Charles Badminton. who are you