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i'm trying to find a way to phrase this gently but i think the reality of the situation is that martyn is bisexual but he's married with kids so he doesn't have time for all that. meanwhile rendog's bisexuality haunts him like a fucking angry spectre like i think he has nightmares about kissing martyn that leave him jolting up in bed at night drenched in sweat and then he experiences such a profound guilt about it that he has to go for a walk and i think it probably doesnt help because he lives alone and he tells himself he prefers it this way but the whole time he's walking he cannot stop getting flashes of the dream and he says fuck it and he opens discord to draft a text to martyn and it never gets past a "Hey!" because the weight of the fact that martyn is asleep in bed with his wife right now bears down on him. and then martyn gets on stream and cracks a few jokes about treebark bait and meanwhile ren is looking at the grindr app he downloaded and never opened

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you guys are popping off with the art for the new life series. i shall give it a go

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being a life series major will have you saying the dumbest things while reading. like lysine spotted. glutamate mention. norepinephrine reference. c'mon now

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whenever ppl mistake hermitshipping for rpf i almost wanna go along with it. like sure. i want arek lisowski to leave his wife and kids and go make out with his wisconsin babygirl irl. youre so right. love wins /s

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rens rizz also works on lesbians somehow

ren’s rizz works for everyone except the demographic he himself is personally attracted to

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what is it about minecrafters that make them go buck wild for a house with a blue roof? every time i look up minecraft house references or see houses pop up on my dash i swear a good 80% of them are stripped oak log with spruce planks plus a blue roof bordered in dark oak. even before we had the warped planks people were using dark prismarine for their blue roofs. why?? i don’t get it. what’s so special about the blue roof minecrafters

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Change your mind

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BDUBS ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO TITLE THIS VIDEO???

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RAaaahh 💁‍♂️ Trans Rights!

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some notable moments from docs stream so far

he reads hermitcraft ship fanfic but exclusively the yaoi

"grian and scar are canonically gay and hooking up all the time"

none of the hermits are sleeping together which hes very disappointed about because he thinks a hermitcraft wedding at the courthouse would be fun and so would a hermitcraft baby and the divorce would be decided by coinflip

hes thought a lot about it and decided hes not into men

his way of deciding this was by imagining himself passionately tongue kissing handsome men

however ren could turn him gay especially if his hair grows out

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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee

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another banger tweet reply from the man himself

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has enough time passed for me to say that it's actually kind of hilarious that a substantial amount of dream smp lore revolved around everyone's collective realization that wilbur's character was not in fact someone to be idolized and put up on a pedestal but a self pitying, self destructive mentally ill man who had lost all perspective in his life and was hellbent on burning all his bridges. and then it turned out all of that was applicable to the real life man also

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yk thinking abt dsmp in 2020-2021 really is insane in retrospect like. the fanbase is so much more tight knit nowadays that its hard to remember that it was MASSIVE in those years like EVERYONE was into it or at least talking abt it. insane

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does anybody else feel like dsmp is one of those things you can never have only casual feelings about. it's either absolute love and feeling totally consumed. or feeling upset and scorned and embarrassed by and of it to the strongest degree. i feel embarrassed by how strong my feelings are about it and how fucking intensely it makes me crash out. and i have so earnestly loved it and cherished it and the people i have met through it. i have never had an interest like it before. and i will probably never have anything like it ever again

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it just hit me that the average watcher lore enjoyer doesn’t even know about the actual basis of watcher lore. they don’t even know the entire fanon is largely derived from one fanfiction written in 2019