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grian: i can't stay up all night doing this, can i do this tomorrow? i gotta sleep, it's late.

impulse: should we let him?

scar: no.

geminitay: i think we just gotta-

scar: you never know if you're gonna wake up in the morning.

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not a quote, but i'm rewatching gem's season 9 and the empires crossover in particular. and i am obsessed with the fact that empires seems to be this whimsical, magical place where the players get to play make believe and create this amazing story in this gorgeous aesthetic beautifully built minecraft world

and the hermits joined and were immediately like "we've noticed you guys have no incredibly ugly overpowered redstone farms that produce more items than you could possibly ever need, so we've decided to fix that immediately. here's an absolute eyesore made of cobblestone we built within five minutes of joining your beautiful server. do u guys like it?"

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impulse: hey, i've got a question for you...

geminitay: mmhmm, what's up?

impulse: how would you like some decoration added just outside your place here?

geminitay: ooh i love decoration!

impulse: you know i like to build things near you, and stuff, and uh... i thought maybe you'd like to have, like, a raid farm just off the coast there that you could wake up in the morning and the suns rising and see the big tower of raid farm happening...

geminitay: *sigh* you know i come to this server to escape you, right?

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geminitay: isn't it iron pick!

impulse: you have to sing it!

geminitay: what do i- what do i have to do?

impulse: you have to sing it!

geminitay: what do i... what?

impulse: 🎶isn't it iron pick... don't you think?🎶

geminitay: i don't- i don't get the reference.

impulse: *sigh*

zombiecleo: impulse they're babies, they don't understand. they don't understand

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rendog: i'm gonna get cosy with a villager in a little hole over here.

geminitay: okay. that's a sentence.

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mumbo: what i'm gonna say now, is that this- just to be very clear to everyone- is a rage quit

*mumbojumbo left the game*

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scar: by the way guys, i got the most deadly mob in minecraft.

bdubs: you did?!

scar: it took many tries, and many deaths.

cub: you got- how did you capture Gem?!

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mumbo: where did this come from? why has this happened?

scar: okay, so back at the train is my villains car, so it's all the hostile mobs

mumbo: mmhmm

scar: and i'm gonna put the magic hands man with the vexes up in the tower there.

mumbo: right. okay.

scar: but i haven't quite got to it yet, you know, i'm working on it.

mumbo: scar. you're not the only person on this server, buddy, and like as much as i love that idea, i'm sure it will look incredible, you do realise that tower is pointing directly towards my base