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sorry I called you "darling", it's just that you're the object of my affection

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Mean switch x mean switch, my beloveds

"No no no it's too much" x "If I could take it, so will you."

"You're just a needy little sub, that's all" x "Oh yeah?"

*catches their breath and smiles* "My turn" x "Oh no"

"I can't wait to ruin you like you just ruined me"

"I'm better at that than you are" x "Get on the bed and let's find out, baby"

"Don't dish out what you can't take, sweet thing"

*just tried something new for the first time* "Fuck please do that to me too, please" x *2 minutes after being fucked into oblivion* "Beg for it"

"Please get us some water" x "I can't walk either"

"Please I'm begging you" x "Where's Mommy now, hm?"

"You can fuck me better than that" x "Shut the fuck up."

"I need to use you tonight" x "I'll be whatever you need me to be"

"Brat" x "Says you."

"There we go, good job baby. You look so good on your knees for me." *2 hours later* "Please don't stop please don't stop please please please"

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in the mood to be guided by a pretty girl wherever she wants me on her. i want my hands moved to where you want it, my hair tugged on if you want more....UGHHSHFKPH

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me: I write for myself, not validation

also me after posting a fic *refreshes ao3 every five minutes*

(two things can be true)

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If you say my username in front of the mirror 3 times and then turn around 3 times I’ll come out of the mirror and give you a little kiss

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the craziest part about chloe et al being about a bisexual man (let's be real, it could be joe or more likely the rat bastard or perhaps both of them) is that there is absolutely NO REASON AT ALL to deny the bisexuality explicitly laid out in the title.

like, taylor swift fucking a bisexual man doesn't make her queer. bisexuality is not a disease you catch through sex.

so WHY DENY IT. what is the purpose of denying the gayness of her partners in this case.

sure, you wanna pretend like peter and hits different and the great war and betty aren't gay ass songs, go right ahead and do that. you look stupid doing it but it's plausible.

but chloe et al??????????

WHY DENY THE GAYNESS IN CHLOE ET AL?!?!?!?

what is the reason beyond being homophobic.

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did you guys know this my new fav writer duo

[ @hermslore @imonagetawaycar ]

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SOBBING BABE THANK YOU

WATTPAD MEMES (again)

@follklore also yes 100% TAYLOR AND TREE PLEASE I'M BEGGING I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

@hermslore hi pookie how do you feel about taylor x tree x reader :D

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"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

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i want to die but i dont want to be dead

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Sequin smile, black lipstick

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just heard about what happened, i am SO sorry that happened to you D: i hope you're doing okay! im here if you ever need to talk <3

will also GLADLY chop off his balls for u if needed !!

thank you !!

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"everything happens for a reason"

what was the reason that our paths crossed?

what lesson am I supposed to learn?

what strength am I supposed to gain from losing my heart to you?

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hey ava, I'm here from @meltinglikeasugarcube 's inbox!! what happened to you sounds really overwhelming, and I'm so sorry. i hate to see so many women lose their shine/become dry after predators get them. i hope you're okay, and if you need anything we're all here

ps. you have been nothing but the most supportive person on wattpad ever. you're like every author's biggest fan and you're awesome and don't let those like what two rude people make you think otherwise babe

don't worry anon, no male is going to bring my weird (AND EXTREMELY FUNNY HELLO) humour down i will always be saying random shit