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Mundane Avengers headcanons:

Peter's phone screen is perpetually broken. He doesn't even try to fix it at this point and just reads between the cracks (his friends consider it another superpower)

Tony uses hand lotion and lip balm obsessively. He may forget to eat but his sensory issues won't let him forget his chapped lips

Steve doesn't trust dishwashers, even when Tony explains the science and why they're actually cleaner

Natasha stretches constantly. Whenever she's bored, tired, standing around. The conversation gets dull and the next thing you know she's touching her toes

Bucky is actually very funny but he always has a dry, straight-faced delivery so nobody knows he's joking. He gets sad when no one laughs

Bruce apologizes to inanimate objects when he bumps into them. He bumps into them a lot.

Clint needs reading glasses but he simply refuses this fact and instead squints at everything

Thor loves reality TV but doesn't really understand the concept. Either thinks it's the news or a soap opera. His favourite is Dance Moms

Steve has a piggy bank filled with just pennies and is really proud of it. Tony once gave him a penny from 1918 for his birthday and it is still his favourite present

Peter has a ton of commercials memorized and always repeats them when they come on. Including around others when he can hear them but most people aren't even aware the TV has any volume ("it tastes awful and it works", he says out of nowhere, while the Avengers all stare at him eat another forkful of spaghetti)

Bucky hates being perceived and once almost choked to death in public because he just let himself suffocate for a bit. Silently coughing and panicking

Tony hates Bob Ross. It freaks him out how nice and effortlessly talented he is

Natasha adds hot sauce to everything

Clint usually eats kids cereal for breakfast. Especially the chocolate kinds

Steve makes his bed every morning and silently judges those who don't (Tony)

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"Well he was like 27 coming out of the ice so.."

"Wait how do you know that?"

"He was born in 1918, went into the ice in 1945-"

"Oh my god you're a fucking nerd"

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Canon

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steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec

natasha: what

steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She

tony with the straightest face: because she what steve

steve:

tony: why did they call her peggy steve

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the ecosystem requires fics where steve is a chaste blushing inexperienced mess who stutters when he talks about sex AND fics where steve is confident and mindblowing in bed because he didn't get through the uso tour with all these lovely dancers and the war with so many men in close quarters without picking up some tricks AND fics where he's just really slutty in a pillow princess sort of way

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rich bf and supersoldier bf means muscles r now for holding many bags from many designer stores on shopping days x

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a tony for @dreamwoodwalking ! thanks for commissioning me ❤️💛

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Steve covering his cheeks when he's around Tony 'cause everyone points out how red he gets around him

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they're so intense 🙀

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autumnal wood

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I love you, don't act so surprised. – Billie Eilish, “Birds of a Feather”

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'AO3 will be down for 10 hours on Monday the 1st of July inbetween 7 am UTC and 5 pm UTC' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

check out what time that is for you

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All Tonys are Hotties

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“yep. yes, honey, whatever you want”