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team would have blown up the chantry with anders and taken him out for drinks after

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he's an apostate. he's a grey warden. he's on the run from the law. he's bonded body mind and soul to a spirit of the fade. he practices one of the rarest and most taxing magical diciplines known to mages. he's a cat dad. he was put in solitary confinement for a full year. he saves lives daily and asks for no payment. he's a massive bitch. he's personal friends with the hero of ferelden. he hates the church. he's hopelessly in love with you. he writes and distributes his own manifesto. he was forced to kill his own ex boyfriend. he doesn't see a way out. he's fucking blonde.

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what if hawke and anders kept writing to each other while hawke was getting his unforgettable 'cassandra is beating the shit out of a dummy with my face on it' experience at skyhold

one day hawke witnesses a raven almost crash on his desk. the note, written in blocky letters, reads, "HAD TO TAKE OVER FOR A WHILE. HE KEPT TRYING TO FOLLOW SOME 'SONG'. WILL 'CATCH UP' ON 'SLEEP'. YOU BOTH ARE WELCOME. WHERE DO YOU KEEP 'TEA'."

the second raven flies in five minutes later. "FOUND IT."

hours pass, hawke goes to bed. the third raven screams to let her in.

"THAT WAS NOT TEA. PLEASE LABEL YOUR ELFROOT."

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

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this too shall pass

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women are so hot I’m so glad I’m not straight

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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but ardbert, dear ardbert, would not forsake his heart

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Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

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big strong knights covered in blood looking at you like a feral animal. that’s the post

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we have an apartment and a cat together now and I'm very happy :)

fellas is it gay to decide your DnD character will fall for your DM’s most beloved reoccurring NPC because you think your DM is real cute and she’s so excited about the idea that you can’t say no and also you hope her spending more time with you will make her think you’re real cute too

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we do not know one another. i am serving you american waffles/pancakes with butter and syrup.

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this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

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*ishikawa voice* It's a surprise tool that will help us later

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i hate when people are like "dont waste your energy being a hater" because its really no trouble at all, if anything i gain energy.