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What is a childhood secret that you kept for years but that you can tell now that you're older?

I cheated on the SATs; I once stole my neighbor's underwear to sniff; and I successfully blamed my brother for plaguing the family computer with viruses from watching porn when secretly I did it by looking up Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2005) cheat codes online.

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If right now you could magically have any food/meal that you have previously experienced again, what would you summon? What if the rules were changed to any food you HAVEN'T had before? Which of the two would you prefer?

Scholz Garten giant pretzel with garlic butter. Wait, why would you take this away from me? The wickedness. The betrayal. The breadtrayal. This is why I never trust zelda fans.

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Who is the more hero-pon of them all?

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What's a piece of media that has affected you the most 👀

I played over 8,000 hours in Civ IV and it's the reason I got a degree in History

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Where are you favourite places in Texas?

My favorite place so far is Lost Maples State Park, which is the first place I've ever seen a majority of trees change color. The nature around Austin is great including the flower fields in the hills and small towns around, Lady Bird Flower Gardens, Barton Springs, Hamilton Pool, and even Barton Springs. Little small towns like Marble Falls and Brenham. I honestly just love driving around the hill country.

Also The Dr Pepper Museum (not Waco though).

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Wieners for toes or cocktail sausages for fingers?

Weiners for toes. My grip on wikifeet would be tighter than your pussy. My presence would be not only known, but salivated over.

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What kind of asks would you like?

entertaining and interesting questions to ponder so that my brain doesn't rot

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Sick. Dying. Coughing. Sneezing. Long ago, I did not have to bother with these elements. Send asks

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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really? another album? didn't she just make one??

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn