heropotato · 9 years ago
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white contestant on cooking show: *uses a splash of soy sauce* so what I’m going for here is this sort of Asian inspired….
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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YOUR DRAGON NAME
last two letters of your first name
middle two letters of your last name
first two letters of your mother’s name
last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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shout out to all the women who don’t have beautiful skin on their bodies, who have body acne or keratosis pilaris or eczema or psoriasis or lots of pimples on ur butt or lots of ingrown hairs on ur legs or scaly elbows or whatever. You are not alone 
It feels like that a lot b/c you almost never see people with severe skin issues post pics of themselves naked and lots of those pics are airbrushed but you know what you are still a motherfucking perfect badass
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and you’re like “i hope you’re fucking happy now, i’m doing this for you”
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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Do you think Kenma and Akaashi stand around together and talk and one day Akaashi just goes “I have a crush” and Kenma’s like “On who” and Akaashi tells him its Bokuto and Kenma kinda chokes and squints at him and is like “Dude why” and Akaashi sorta sighs and is like “I ask myself that everyday”
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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The signs and which school they're in
Aries: Karasuno
Taurus: Aobajousai
Gemini: Shiratorizawa
Cancer: Aobajousai
Leo: Karasuno
Virgo: Shiratorizawa
Libra: Fukurodani
Scorpio: Nekoma
Sagittarius: Fukurodani
Capricorn: Shiratorizawa
Aquarius: Nekoma
Pisces: Aobajousai
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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Das heißt Weck
me: *checks out activity*
german speaking tumblr:  [eternal Semmel vs. Brötchen drama reaching its peak]
me: ok nvm
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“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”
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As an American….. What the fuck is Eurovision
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Some topnotch banter at Galeria today.
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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Die Sternzeichen als Brotsorten
Widder: Vollkornbrot
Stier: Roggenbrot
Zwillinge: Toast
Krebs: Knäckebrot
Löwe: Pumpernickel
Jungfrau: Fladenbrot
Waage: Dinkelbrot
Skorpion: Weizenbrot
Schütze: Baguette
Steinbock: Sonnenblumenkernbrot
Wassermann: Graubrot
Fische: Mehrkornbrot
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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when ur friend roasts someone
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idk sob, I can’t sleep 
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heropotato · 9 years ago
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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
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Keine rassistische Hetze unter dem Vorwand, Frauen zu schützen! Tu was gegen Sexismus, egal von wem er ausgeht.
Zusammenarbeit mit http://minority-retort.tumblr.com
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