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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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I had to Google “dora trampoline lightning” but I found it. This is it. This is the funniest image on the internet. Everyone can go home. It was fun while it lasted.

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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Francisco Goya - Boy Staring at an Apparition, (1824–25)

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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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Stealing houses and committing genocide are not good for one’s mental health, apparently.

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Drunk guy motioned for me to take off my headphones so he could ask me "whose your daddy" and when I hit him eith 🤨 this face , he got mad and starting saying FILTHY FILTHY all loud and immediately got off the train at the next stop can you say #MixedSignals ?

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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

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ancient friends

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Genie

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Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

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Yeah so i need a new hand to touch my beacon