herr-topside
herr-topside
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If she's YOUR daughter, then why's she using MY Crunchyroll account? Subject Delta / Johnny Topside
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herr-topside · 19 hours ago
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forcemasc but it’s whatever the hell this is
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herr-topside · 1 day ago
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herr-topside · 2 days ago
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the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch
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herr-topside · 2 days ago
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“Where do I stand on the – on the WHAT? The “Transgender Question”? Well for one thing, sir, I recall the last few usages of that particular phraseology. A group of millions is not a question – I have not yet finished speaking – not a question, but a demographic.“
“The Romans had their castrated priestesses, the Hindus their Hijras, but my god, let us take to the barricades because Uncle Al came to Thanksgiving in a skirt and pantyhose! It’s the province of rubes. Hayseed reactionaries and the worst effluvia of America’s suburban colon.”
“And Chapelle! My god, Chapelle. Embarrassing as only a true great can become in his declining years – I speak here with complete self-awareness; kindly hold your barbs – as he tires of innovation and falls back into the soporific cushion of the lowest common denominator!”
“One joke stretched until you can hear its joints popping like some poor bastard broken on the rack. “Oh my car has pronouns, I identify as a bird, I’m trans-Chinese.” The laziness of it – shameful. You should see the transgendered roast themselves; there’s true scorched earth.“
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herr-topside · 3 days ago
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harry potter fans in 2025
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herr-topside · 3 days ago
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does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately
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herr-topside · 4 days ago
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herr-topside · 5 days ago
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Kris I Got Stuck In The N64 Lmao
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herr-topside · 6 days ago
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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"
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herr-topside · 6 days ago
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herr-topside · 6 days ago
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grok calling out doge for directly killing 100+ people got elon to push an emergency hotfix to make it start blaming everything on anti-white racism
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herr-topside · 6 days ago
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reel took me the fuck out
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herr-topside · 6 days ago
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herr-topside · 6 days ago
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everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one
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herr-topside · 6 days ago
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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herr-topside · 6 days ago
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i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation
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