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It wasn't me I assure you but it seems great minds think alike, yes?

what if we explored each other’s bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang]

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Is that so? Shame I've never actually done one myself, but I have no doubts I could. Although...I would love to sit front row and witness an amputation for some pointers, if there is an offer. But oh I wonder just who would offer me the chance to perform such a procedure. Oh won't someone be so generous as to lend me their leg? Someone so handsome and durable? Someone... Swedish perhaps?

Pookie how fast can someone saw off a leg?,”

asking for a foe

Ah now there's an interesting question and to that I say it depends on who this "someone" is, how steady their hand, anesthesia options, and what tool they have available. With the ideal conditions, give or take about an hour or two.

But of course you did ask for a foe. Take as little or as long as you like. I saw an interesting looking saw blade the other day they use for trees. Double sided. Carved through a branch in a matter of minutes. Of course, if you do an amateur amputation quickly you are running the risk of sending the patient into shock due to a sudden loss of blood pressure and potentially killing them. Even if you do manage to successfully amputate their leg they could still die anyway within a few years. Some mental thing. Not everyone can cope with the "emotional setback" and quality of life change when losing a major limb.

Oh! It also depends on where you want to amputate on the leg that will alter your risks considerably. The higher up the amputation, the higher the risk. Above the knee has the highest risk of fatality due to blood clotting and infection. Keep it clean!

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If you are intressed so much in biologic why never study Mask biologic?

Simple. The masks just don't interest me.

Or actually, they do, but they don't. Floating little things of wood and gas is an amusing little party trick, but what is there for me to really study? Magic is more within Nova's alleyway. I prefer to study something a little more...fleshy. Like people.

Unless there is something inside the mask I must be missing. Come to think of it, I wonder what it must be like to crack one open. Is it like a hard shelled creature? Like a crab?

Interesting...

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Pookie how fast can someone saw off a leg?,”

asking for a foe

Ah now there's an interesting question and to that I say it depends on who this "someone" is, how steady their hand, anesthesia options, and what tool they have available. With the ideal conditions, give or take about an hour or two.

But of course you did ask for a foe. Take as little or as long as you like. I saw an interesting looking saw blade the other day they use for trees. Double sided. Carved through a branch in a matter of minutes. Of course, if you do an amateur amputation quickly you are running the risk of sending the patient into shock due to a sudden loss of blood pressure and potentially killing them. Even if you do manage to successfully amputate their leg they could still die anyway within a few years. Some mental thing. Not everyone can cope with the "emotional setback" and quality of life change when losing a major limb.

Oh! It also depends on where you want to amputate on the leg that will alter your risks considerably. The higher up the amputation, the higher the risk. Above the knee has the highest risk of fatality due to blood clotting and infection. Keep it clean!

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Well you can't blame a guy for trying Schatz. I bet you'd look real pretty on the inside, I just know it. You're already so pretty on the outside after all. I'd be oh so gentle with you.

M*A*S*H 5x12 - The Colonel's Horse

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artfight attack for @the-c0nquerer-w0rm

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How adorable. Tried to bury yourself in my backyard did you? Such a silly notion. You know you have my number. You could have texted me. Honestly I'm offended you haven't tried to contact me once!

But that's alright, I forgive you. Though it's your loss if you don't want to see the photos. I think I took some good shots of me in my swimsuit.

I don’t care if you were on vacation or whatever you owe me SALARY. I’m on the clock here! And I still showed up to your house even if you weren’t there.

-Rosch

Oh did I not tell you? I thought I did. But that does explain a few out of place items.

Whoops. It must have slipped my mind. To think I left you waiting on me like a lost puppy. Oh it breaks my heart, Schatz.

Tell you what, I'm actually going to be a little busy today. Come over tomorrow and we'll work something out, yes?

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I don’t care if you were on vacation or whatever you owe me SALARY. I’m on the clock here! And I still showed up to your house even if you weren’t there.

-Rosch

Oh did I not tell you? I thought I did. But that does explain a few out of place items.

Whoops. It must have slipped my mind. To think I left you waiting on me like a lost puppy. Oh it breaks my heart, Schatz.

Tell you what, I'm actually going to be a little busy today. Come over tomorrow and we'll work something out, yes?

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Ohoohoo~! I can't wait! Well I'd best start my cleaning right away if I'm to be presentable for you. Tschüß!

Nergal my sweet! How are you? I've missed you ❤️

-Nova

Nova my little star how delightful to hear from you again! ✨

I do hope you haven't missed me too much. I took a nice little vacation for myself. Yes, yes I know, I'm already on such a lovely island but sometimes you just need a little getaway from the getaway right? Care to come and see me later after I've finished unpacking? ;)

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Hm. So you're still around? I thought you were dead or something... Well, you can't win them all. Welcome back, I suppose.

Hah! Oh what a charmer you are Narcy. Haven't lost your sense of humor while I was out. Oh but I'm very much alive and what a welcoming committee I've received! Really warms the heart. I've never felt so loved before! Well I suppose I'll have to spread out my vacations more if my absence causes such distress.

Ah it's good to be home! ✨

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My, it certainly has been some time since I’ve heard from you, Frog Prince. I almost feel worried for you…almost.

How are you goin about life since the current war?

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Has it? It's only been...

Hm! A few months maybe. Longer than I meant to. Ach, oh well. How sweet, you were worried about little old me~! Oh but don't fret, I'm doing better than ever and I've returned at last.

...Eh? What war?

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Nergal my sweet! How are you? I've missed you ❤️

-Nova

Nova my little star how delightful to hear from you again! ✨

I do hope you haven't missed me too much. I took a nice little vacation for myself. Yes, yes I know, I'm already on such a lovely island but sometimes you just need a little getaway from the getaway right? Care to come and see me later after I've finished unpacking? ;)

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Well I certainly don't think trendsetters wait for someone's permission. Fashion favors the brave after all. The real question is are you feeling daring today?

Are socks with sandals hot again or nah?

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Today I offer them... tomorrow who knows.

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Can't forget my favorite frog.

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It's been the hottest of minutes since I've drawn this whore

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OCs belong to: Rosch - @slemhosta Nigel - @askfordoodles Narcy - @dr-narcissa-igma Zyme - @the-c0nquerer-w0rm