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((hello all i have a shitton of work i need to get done for school and i wont be around much this weekend and i wasnt here yesterday so i guess if i can im gonna pause the magic anon and pick it back up sunday and monday))

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how much longer do i have to be stuck in this body

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gregedgeworth replied to your post: is mr. lang mr. wright’s special someone

Did he leave my son?

i-i don't know

mR. WRIGHT! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

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phoenixno replied to your post: is mr. lang mr. wright’s special someone

…..I think it’s about time for you to go to bed

noNSENSE. I'M GOING TO HELP YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE WRITE YOU A LOVE POEM THAT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY

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is mr. lang mr. wright's special someone

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*ahem* your honor, the defense argues that the defendant was in fact unconscious when the murder happened, and she had been attacked by the real culprit. while the prosecution presented evidence of ms. holly jolly having been the only person in the courtroom, we have evidence proving that the security tapes had been tampered with. the prosecution's demand of charging my client with this murder is absurd.

Uh, all right. We have Miles now so.

Miles, will you do the honour of opening out first day of court?

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((oh my god i just got home i was in the middle of making something when class ended give me like 10 minutes))

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yummyhiko replied to your post: Apollo! You're tiny!!!

What? Why do I look like I’d fall over?!

i don't know. from down here you kinda look top heavy. you might want to invest in some ankle weights or something

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((i have been laughing about christopher mass for like 20 fucking minutes help me))

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Apollo! You're tiny!!!

you look much taller and lankier from down here, yumihiko. you're like one of those really tall trees that looks like it'll fall over if there's even a breeze in your direction

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oBJECTION! we have a record here stating that the seCURITY CAMERAS HAD BEEN TAMPERED WITH. IT'S POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE ELSE ENTERED THE COURTROOM AND THEN HAD THE EVIDENCE ERASED. AND THAT COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN ONE PERSON.

THE SECURITY GUARD CHRISTOPHER MASS

N-No! No, not at all, that’s not what I’m saying. Uh, here, hold on, Apollo, let’s see—

Are you then implying, Mr. Justice, that during the time Ms. Holly Jolly was rendered unconscious by the strike to her head someone else did the deed?

(wait, I’m not supposed to be trying to argue her innocence. Quick, cover—)

Because that’s impossible! According to the courtroom security cameras, no motion other than that of Ms. Holly Jolly entering the room was found!

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shi-longno replied to your post: You want a piggy back ride, little man?

Ow, careful there, little dude. No kicking.

cAN WE GO GET ICE CREAM

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wAIT WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, SIR? ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY ATTORNEY WITH ME ANYMORE?

Yam coloured—

Apollo are you….pretending that I’m Mr. Gavin?

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You want a piggy back ride, little man?

yeAH! GIDDY UP

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w-well, doN'T BE. I CALL EVERYONE YAM-COLORED FOOLS

Yam coloured—

Apollo are you….pretending that I’m Mr. Gavin?

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shi-longno replied to your post: shi-longno replied to your post: shi-longno...

Not right now you’re not, little man.

b-BUT I

I JUST

I'M

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okay

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shi-longno replied to your post: shi-longno replied to your post: shi-longno...

that’s my little man

"my little man"? I AM AN ADULT