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Caucasian shepherd can reach 200 pounds and are a popular breed in Russia to hunt bears.
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Requested, thank you
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me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*
friend: *responds*
me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy
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I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
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In love with this one
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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.
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B^U
What is this emoticon supposed to express
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no monet, nowhere to gogh.
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me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*
my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this
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why does the word egg need 2 Gs
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