hespeaks
hespeaks
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hespeaks · 16 hours ago
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do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years
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hespeaks · 2 days ago
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hespeaks · 2 days ago
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no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually
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hespeaks · 6 days ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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hespeaks · 17 days ago
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scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
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hespeaks · 17 days ago
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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty
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hespeaks · 25 days ago
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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate
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hespeaks · 25 days ago
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[getting yelled at by a new york deli employee to hurry up with my order] ohhhh i get it this is a ‘tsundere’ cafe
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hespeaks · 1 month ago
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how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear
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hespeaks · 1 month ago
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my favorite binnie looks (298/∞)
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hespeaks · 2 months ago
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hespeaks · 2 months ago
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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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hespeaks · 2 months ago
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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hespeaks · 2 months ago
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happy may the 4th to all who celebrate . anyways mandalorian au where changbin is din djarin and dwaekki is grogu
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hespeaks · 2 months ago
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LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL
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hespeaks · 2 months ago
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haegeum - agust d
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hespeaks · 2 months ago
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The obsessive “I need to be the hottest person in this grocery store” mindset is so loserish to me sorry… you are trapped constantly viewing yourself through other peoples eyes and craving their approval and I pity you for not knowing the beautiful, simple pleasure and incredible freedom of looking kind of ugly while running errands
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