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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

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in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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genuinely offensive that human bodies are designed to urinate. bitch you are in constant need of water. you are made of water. it is your basic building block. you utter whore i just watered you and now you're pissing it away???? and demanding MORE?

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people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

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shawty with a flat affect got the whole club misinterpreting

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

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I want you carnally and intensely but its okay dude its no big deal

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a "slab" is such a classic shape for so many things. you cannot go wrong with a slab, be it of ribs, marble, bacon, salmon, wood, stone. and dont even get me started on a "dollop"