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not you too 

the tabris family is so important to me 

imagine cyrion learning about the calling his only child who was supposed to be safe and happy oh man and your cousins who totally look up to you aaaah the tabris family man

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ok but a tattoo parlor/flower shop tabristair au??

SCREAMS tab as the tattoo artist and alistair runs the flower shop 

tab runs into the flower shop on occasion to buy flowers for her fathers house and mothers memorial and she and alistair just happen to run into each other a lot

and then it just happens tht alistair stops by the tattoo parlor sometimes to talk and look at designs 

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Jungkook: I'm a born winner.

Jungkook: So I will never lose my virginity.

Jungkook: Because I never lose anything.

Yoongi [drinking, in the bg]: /snorts/ Yeah, right.

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Taehyung: *does a somersault blindfolded while playing a complex tune on the saxophone and wearing roller blades, landing on his two feet in a perfectly stable pose*

Yoongi: Ok cool.

Jungkook: *sits on a chair*

Yoongi: Oh my god wow, that was amazing, did you guys see that? He's so cute and talented, I can't believe I get to breathe the same air as such an incredible person-

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5 years old kid: I drew a cat!

Jungkook: I can draw a better-

Jimin: JUNGKOOK NO!...That's a very good drawing, sweetie!

Yoongi: It's good. But Jungkook could do bette-

Jimin: HYUNG!!!

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Jungkook: /throws lampshade at yoongi/

Yoongi: YAH JEON JEONGGUK WHAT'S THAT FOR

Jungkook: Brighten up hyung!

Yoongi: But I'm not sULKING!!!

Jungkook: I know, just wanted to throw something at you.

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Interviewer: If you were a drink what would you be?

Yoongi: Bleach.

Jeongguk: Sewage.

Seokjin: Please calm down, edgelords.

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[Texting]

Jungkook: Send nudes

Seokjin: Are you serious

Jungkook: Sorry I meant to send this to Yoongi hyung

Seokjin: ARE YOU SERIOUS

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Jungkook: Hyung you were so drunk last night, you said you loved me.

Yoongi: Well, to tell you the truth, the only thing I drank was water.

Jungkook: Oh my god...Does this mean...

Yoongi: *blushes*

Jungkook: GUYS, YOONGI HYUNG GOT DRUNK OFF WATER HOW HILARIOUS

Yoongi: No-

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Jungkook: There's no seat for me.

Namjoon: Kook, there's a whole couch available.

Yoongi: *sits*

Jungkook: There we go! *sits on Yoongi's lap*

Namjoon: ...Really?

Jungkook: (•ᴗ•)

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Yoongi: I like my girls like I like my boys.

Yoongi: That's it. That's the joke. I'm bisexual.

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Seokjin: Now put that stick shift into 'drive'

Namjoon: You mean the PRNDL ?

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i love how it’s basic knowledge in tumblr army community that min yoongi is the most bi person in the whole fucking universe

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Namjoon: Alright guys, the American public doesn't know us too well so let's not say weird things during this interview, okay?

Taehyung: Jimin wrote me a letter that said "I love you".

Hoseok: Jimin is very sexy.

Jungkook: I want Jimin to arrest me.

Namjoon: *sighs* They said they...really like America.

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hoseok is me daily

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Oh Kookie, I would LOVE to see your White T-shirts. I'm sure the rest of us would too~

the only way i could make the answer funny and in character was going through every single t-shirt so that’s exactly what i did