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joce. 23. she/her. part time superman enthusiast. full time lesbian. batcest shippers dni
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2025 tackiest year in history if i’m being completely honest
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Just wait untill my 6 tumblr mutuals hear about this
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How did we move past this. The L for Lindsey. His wife. Indicating he’s wearing her letterman jacket like the head cheerleader and the football captain. Sorry it’s too much
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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025
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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas
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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses
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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked
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beginner kill yourself music vs professional kill yourself music
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