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my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
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how could you say this. how could you say this to someone you don't even know... a stranger.... a stranger who is a friend.. a son ... a brother.... someone who wakes up and goes about his day... you know that it isn't kind to do something like this. you KNOW that I'll be upset for days. I'll probably cry over this. and yet...... you sent it ANYWAY. I can't believe you would do something like this. I can't b oh hang on I think a crumb fell into my cleavage sorry one second okay false alarm anyway how COULD you. you're UNKIND and you need to feel REMORSE for how cruel you're being
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yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs
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the rule of fandoms is that if someone has a character in their url or bio they either understand that character well enough to give a 3 hour unscripted lecture on the subject OR they're really obsessed with their version of that character thats an entirely different made up guy. and theres literally never an in between
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hey guys, what do you think of my dinner?
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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea
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*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.
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The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass
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