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Today is the 1 years anniversary of the death of Jake Jobs president of Apple Printer company and inventer of the phone. R.I.P. Jake Jobs
#man this guy invented playing with jpgs like dolls#like as an art form#and no one has ever done it better than him#it’s actually incredible#invented and defined shitposting on a generational level#whatever
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oh i should put this here too i guess
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My tumblr experience would be greatly improved by the inclusion of those little DeviantArt journal doohickeys where you can include what you’re watching, reading, eating etc. at the time of writing the post


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A really funny tumblr thing is people using "as someone with a special interest in x" as their like source of legitimacy on something.
it's being used as shorthand for "as someone who has done a lot of research on the topic" but it's funny because ppl have such a hard time realising they're capable of being wrong about their special interests and they're not just magically more able to aquire correct information than everyone else.
your special interest is great but let's see some Primary sources!
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im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life
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citadel: explodes
every citizen: woooo yea
scientist on the TV: we all need to fuck. now
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Craigslist missed connections really has it all, eh?
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How do you make friends with gym bros
#lots of gym bros have undiagnosed autism fwiw#special interest in fitness and the body#safe foods are chicken and rice and other high protein snacks#posting this as a follow up to a previous post about how I started working in the fitness industry this year
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I work for a company that sells these products and every time I have to produce marketing materials for them it takes all my strength to hold it together.

found an energy drink from a furry tf comic
#the masc fitness industry is wild#completely impossible to know if this is on purpose or not#my bet is on super masc alpha male type company owner with one closeted furry friend deadass#if bucked up was doing it on purpose tho I would swear to them my undying fealty
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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.
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sometimes you see discourse ™ so mindbogglingly dumb you just have to be like, that’s the kids talking. that’s the same as when two toddlers are having an intense conversation and it’s totally detached from reality but they’re very serious about it. that’s not for me that’s for the kids
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