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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel
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truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain
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I love the idea that befriending/“taming” a dragon is more like how it works with crows rather than dogs or horses. Like you build up trust slowly with this massive creature by letting it take a cow or two without hassle every once in a while, and in turn you find a small pile of gold on your front porch when you wake up in the morning. The local thieves that used to break into your house suddenly stop becoming an issue and no one’s heard from them in months. Every few days, whenever you go on walks and chance to glance to the sky you catch a glimmer of red behind the closest clouds, or peeking from behind the tree line.
Of course this runs the risk of the dragon becoming a bit *too* fond of you, and you might just wake up one day in its lair, it’s heavy breaths lulling you back to sleep, it’s weight keeping you from ever escaping, and a constant reminder that you’re safe under its wings
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So uh
They found a whole lot of the rest of Spicomellus, aka one of the oldest ankylosaurians
Turns out it's also the spikiest
And apparently sacral shields and tail weapons go all the way back too
(Image from Maidment et al., 2025).
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A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.
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Im too lazy to search for the file and put a watermark on it 😮💨
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I've been feeling a little art-blocky lately, so decided to self-indulge 👭🏻
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headcanon devoid is a lightweight who gets yappy when she's drunk ^^ (fanart for @kianamaiart!)
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