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cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak

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Mr. Elias Bouchard, I don’t seem to have your face down yet

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The Magnus Archives fanart, the Rituals.

The Watcher’s Crown, Everchase, The Scoured Earth, The Unknowing, The Last Feast, The Risen War, Extinguished Sun, The Great Twisting, The Silence, Sunken Sky, The Awful Deep.

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What if at the end of ep 200, the tape clicks off for the last time and we hear several new voices,

It's a new archival team of the restored world, who work in an institute built on the ruins of the magnus institute, and they discuss fervently what these tapes could mean

All the recording we've heard were decade or century old recordings from this jonathan sims, who is a lost name in the new world. The tapes were stashed in the basement levels of this new institute covered in spider webs and no one knows how they got there

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EX ALTIORA

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I think I'm gonna try that infinite chocolate hack now. I think it might work today

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i have no shame

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daisy tonner

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the spider knows too much to truly be a stranger but hides its knowing well enough to endure

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i cannot stop thinking about jared hopworth and just how fuckin funny he is

like at first you think he’s that “bully messes with supernatural thing and learns the consequences” trope and that we wont see him again, that he probably died from getting boneturned himself and thats the end of that

but we see him again and he’s suddenly a giant hulking butcher, just casually pullin bones out of a corpse and braiding them while feeding one of the many meat pits in this series. how did he get there? who is he working for? why is he braiding bones what the fuck?

except we never get an answer because now he’s running a gym almost exclusively for flesh monster amalgamations. he offers genuine advice about body image to that one normal dude going there. he’s wearing a Tracksuit with an embroidered “J” on it that makes me lose my mind every time i think about it. who made that? hes too massive to have just bought it, did he give his mom some arm bones back and did she make it for him? did he himself sit down and put his initial on it?? why does he want his initial on it in the first place? i love him

and then there’s the whole thing of him being in helen’s corridors and the whole Rib Ordeal which by far is one of my favorite moments of the series solely for the fact that jared just straight up vibe checks jon’s bones. he pulls the first one for jon out and he’s like “yeah. s’good rib right there.” and then he fuckin. pulls out the other one for him and is like “hm. this one’s not as good but ill take it.” like bro what do you mean!? do you want to trade ribs with jon so you get the good one you probably could! what makes a rib good or not i have to know

and finally after all that he gets epic pranked by helen and walks out of her door and into a river. incredible.

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the Magnus when he’s archiving idk I never watched listened to the show

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wh. what if it was set during the jonah times

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my heart craved s1 shenanigans :')

bonus (yes everyone will get a shitty cup design):

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god

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mikaele mike michael (ft. gerard jared)

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He’s probably listening to Grifter’s Bone

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the “elias is jonah” theory is hilarious in a peter/elias context bc it implies that 1. peter decided to date a dude who used to hang out with his great-to-the-umpteenth grandpa, and 2. elias is a cougar