hey-its-zezzy

[hey-its-zezzy]

somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

[hey-its-zezzy]

[hey-its-zezzy]

I'm here/ I'm home

[hey-its-zezzy]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[hey-its-zezzy]

we need to legalise learning for adults

[hey-its-zezzy]

[hey-its-zezzy]

[hey-its-zezzy]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[hey-its-zezzy]

as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

[hey-its-zezzy]

I love that hungarian way of naming characters like "surname you would never think to see on an actual person" + "regular ass name". My man Gombóc Artúr

[hey-its-zezzy]

[hey-its-zezzy]

so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

[hey-its-zezzy]

the thing they dont tell you about art is that everything is fucking shapes. sketches? made of shapes. paintings? conveying shapes. sculpture? creating shapes. film? all shots composed of shapes. clothesmaking? it's all made of fucking shapes. it's shapes all the way down

[hey-its-zezzy]

divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

[hey-its-zezzy]

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

[hey-its-zezzy]

The irony of going to a Frida Kahlo exhibit as a disabled person with chronic pain

and there just being not remotely enough places to sit through the exhibition

There were no spots to rest in the room which showed off her prosthetic leg and crutches and medical corsets

There were no spots to rest in the room that displayed her various medications

[hey-its-zezzy]

I'm sorry, I don't believe that anyone who has read regularly since childhood would still count Harry Potter as the best book they've ever read.