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i finished life is strange 2 yesterday and no piece of media has made me feel so ill with grief in such a sustained manner to the point I fell asleep last night thinking about lis2 and woke up thinking about lis2 and was like OKAY i just need some head empty media to clear my head. let’s put on the raven king audiobook, second book in the all for the game series, a series that is about mafia lacrosse basically. SO AS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. THE ILLNESS. IS WORSE.
#I AM CRASHING OUTTTTTTR#I AM THINKING ABOUT SEAN DIAZ. I PUT HIM IN JAIL FOR 15 YEARS.#LISTEN. LISTENLISTENLISTEN#AT THAT point okay let’s calm down a bit#at that point I felt I WAS Sean like I was so fully in his mind for decision making#and I was like. surrender is not what’s best for sean but it is what’s best for Daniel#and I stand by that. it’s the happiest ending for daniel#but I keep thinking about 30something year old Sean weeping at the stone outcrop#GIRL. I CANNOT COPE W THIS#AND THENNNBNNBNNNSNXHJSJDHDBD#THE RAVEN KING???#FUCKINGGGGG FUCK ALL HAPPENS IN THE FIRST BOOK DUDE LIKE ACTUALLY FUCK ALL#IF YOURE WONDERING. I STARTED THE DAY 50% THROUGH TRK#in fact I wake up early. it’s 7 am. i’m like omg I have time to go for a run before work let’s do it. let’s put on my little audiobook#bc if I put on music I’ll think about Sean Diaz then kill myself#so I listen. i’m like haha oh they’re going to a non-thanksgiving dinner this’ll be fun#HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#GODDAMN DID I HIT A PR THIS MORNING BC!!!! I WAS TRYING TO OUTRUN WHAT WAS HAPPENING#I THINK ABOUT SEAN DIAZ I DIE I THINK ABOUT ANDREW MINYARD I DIE#I THINK ABOUT NEIL JOSTEN I DIE I THINK ABOUT DANIEL DIAZ I DIE#I FRRRRRR CANNOT. DO THIS……..#ACK!#saw a buffalo today. that was calming.#BUT THE CHARACTERS!
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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
#fourloko. tastes like melted jolly ranchers. bad.#sometimes you are 18 and an upperclassman is buying the alcohol and you need to get drunk expeditiously#babeys first proper hangover. it was hellish 🫶
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the locked tomb is a comedy
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the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.
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you would not BELIEVE the friendship between two people who don't talk to each other... mutuals when i like your posts i'm imagining us frolicking in a field together holding hands
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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.
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an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc
and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean
and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere
horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.
and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader
I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight
language is amazing
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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found
a horse
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The Wikipedia article for "wink" has four different images illustrating winking and they're all slightly oddball choices, they're all a bit wacky. Go check it out if that sounds like something you'd enjoy seeing. If I see anything else interesting I'll let you know.
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I always picture darkvision being like how cats' eyes flash in the dark.
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