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Eartha Kitt shows off her strength and athletism by doing yoga at the beach, 1960s.
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Hello this is inspired by me misreading a Tumblr post could you make an edit where nurse chapel is replaced with chappell roan



or alternatively just

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"BANZAI!"

All shot using real figures, lighting and miniature sets. My usual foil for water technique and cotton wool for the splashes were used into create the water

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Hairy goblin enjoying her favorite delicacy: empty tuna can
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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal
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I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
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I know I’m not always active,
but I always try to be there for anyone who needs help, as much as I can.
If someone needs assistance or help verifying a campaign, feel free to send them my page – I respond to everyone.
Please, don’t ignore a Palestinian asking for help.
Our voices need to be heard, and your support truly makes a difference.
Thank you from the heart to everyone standing with the families here,
whether through words, sharing, or donations.
I also ask you to support Samah’s campaign – she truly needs your help.
I’ll add her campaign link and page below
🔗[Campaign link] @samah-2
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Followers' Favorite Horror Movie Countdown 2025 Edition
19. The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
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ngl i love seeing boobs. gotta be in my top ten
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Look, it's not that complicated:
If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
If you breathe it in and you die, it's noxious.
If it touches your skin and you die, it's toxic.
With me so far? Good!
If it is poisonous, it's a poison.
If it's venomous, it's a venom.
If it's noxious, it's a... Gas? Fume? No one knows.
If it's toxic, it's a toxin.
Super easy!
If you are under the effects of poison, you're poisoned.
If you are under the effect of venom, you're... Also poisoned.
If you are under the effects of a noxious gas, you are... That's right, still poisoned.
If you are under the effects of a toxin, you're not poisoned, you're intoxicated; a term we use almost exclusively to refer to people under the effects of alcohol, which is... That's right, a poison.
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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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