heyitscoldwalked

[heyitscoldwalked]

As an old man I would be honored

FUCK FUCK ABORT MY ENTIRE LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[heyitscoldwalked]

You're YOUNG is the point

MYTHICAL KIDS TABLE POLL

This finished up. So! Standard weaknesses first:

It's a poll about me, so standard caveats about poll runner bias

Trollable subject

Some religions would have opinions on this, or if gatherings even is a thing that happens, skewing things potentially

Rotomblr bias

Man, come the fuck on. Kids table?

[heyitscoldwalked]

You're baby

MYTHICAL KIDS TABLE POLL

This finished up. So! Standard weaknesses first:

It's a poll about me, so standard caveats about poll runner bias

Trollable subject

Some religions would have opinions on this, or if gatherings even is a thing that happens, skewing things potentially

Rotomblr bias

Man, come the fuck on. Kids table?

[heyitscoldwalked]

If someone sees me making a joke about someone being my chosen on a post by someone who actually IS a legendary they might get confused is all

Claiming Lils is my chosen due to being my girlfriend just to be annoying on here

[heyitscoldwalked]

I just don't want anyone to get confused!

Claiming Lils is my chosen due to being my girlfriend just to be annoying on here

[heyitscoldwalked]

Sorry if I'm being weird i just really love my daughter

Claiming Lils is my chosen due to being my girlfriend just to be annoying on here

[heyitscoldwalked]

Claiming my daughter is my chosen because she's the specialist girl not that I'd have one of course since I'm a normal human

Claiming Lils is my chosen due to being my girlfriend just to be annoying on here

[heyitscoldwalked]

Spending time with my daughter today 💕 ❤️ 💓 💖 ☺️ 💗 💕 ❤️ 💓 💖 ☺️ 💗 💕

[heyitscoldwalked]

This is actually a lie by big mushroom to hoard more mushrooms

As a fairy type, a chef, and someone who was homeless for a long time, I just want to say that you should not eat the wild glowing mushrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heyitscoldwalked]

//For Pokemon IRL blogs, primarily those who are sideblogs:

Reblog this to opt in on "boops," aka tumblr's 2024 april fools mechanic! Send asks labelled "boop" (+ url if you can't send asks directly) OR "(url) booped you!" to boop others in-character!

[heyitscoldwalked]

With April fools day approaching, this is a friendly reminder that not everyone likes the holiday! Some people may not like it because:

-they have been bullied/emotionally abused in the past under the guise of pranks

-they’re autistic and don’t really get that sort of humor anyways

-they already experience psychosis, and messing with their sense of reality may trigger it

-or any number of things!

In addition. Pokémon don’t celebrate holidays like humans do, so you should sit down with your mons and explain the holiday to them if you intend to participate. Pokémon can have violent startle responses, especially if they’re wild-born, so make sure not to surprise them if there’s a risk of danger involved!

It can be a delightfully fun holiday, but you all should stay safe, okay?

[heyitscoldwalked]

Togekiss mail!

a big chocolate egg! opening it reveals a bunch of smaller chocolate eggs! opening those reveal even smaller chocolate eggs!

Except theyre all pokemon safe!

Oh, thank you!

Now to figure out what to do with that other chocolate....

[heyitscoldwalked]

Togekiss mail!

a big chocolate egg! opening it reveals a bunch of smaller chocolate eggs! opening those reveal even smaller chocolate eggs!

:0!!!!!

Wait... are these pokémon safe? My daughter is eyeing them but I'd rather not poison her.

[heyitscoldwalked]

//in a parody of the lovely pelipper mail, here comes the egg day equivalent!

//Togekiss mail! reblog if youre ok with being sent egg/egg related things!

//originally this was just going to be a joke but i thought it would be funny...

[heyitscoldwalked]

what the fuck even is this blog? why the heatran?

(@rocketing-diva)

It was originally the evil clone of @heyitsheatran yknow. For the bit. But then I got attached.

[heyitscoldwalked]

//OOC: Reblog to get a (potentially antagonizing) ask from Miku!

[heyitscoldwalked]

:}

Props to legendary pokemon for actually not destroying things way more often than they should, if I was a legendary pokemon I'd fuck up so much shit just for fun, what are you gonna do? Catch me in a pokeball?