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2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January
Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
Mr. Peanut died???
Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)
Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby
Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
Kat Von D sold her makeup company
Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text
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THOT! THOT!
OOH, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
HEY, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
SAY, WE GOT IT!
THOT CHOCOLATE!
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me, in the grocery store looking for ADHD med friendly breakfast juices squinting at cartons: any of you fuckers here got antiscurvy added in there??
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I’m fifty papers in to this round of grading. Please enjoy a selection of out-of-context comments I’ve left on students’ papers so far:
Further updates as warranted.
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Din: Grogu
Grogu: *responds to his name being callled*
Din: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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Oh my god, he shot me in the boob! What kind of dick shoots a girl in the boob?
The Babysitter (2017) dir. McG
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Things get messy when you make a deal with the devil. The Babysitter (2017) dir. McG
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“Don’t you get it yet? I am the big bad.”
― The Babysitter (2017) dir. McG
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Samara Weaving as Bee in The Babysitter (2017) dir. McG
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Samara Weaving as Bee in The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)
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