heyitsmeshaunna
heyitsmeshaunna
Nobody's Eating Anybody's Babies
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little preocupied with worrying about being killed by the mob because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs!                                                           i write fanfiction and draw stuff sometimes 
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heyitsmeshaunna · 4 days ago
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this picture is so beautiful to me, the colours brothers
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heyitsmeshaunna · 6 days ago
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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.
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heyitsmeshaunna · 6 days ago
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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.
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heyitsmeshaunna · 6 days ago
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im a big fan of how entering "homo" into BLAST's organism-specific search field will show you every way a scientist has ever typo'd homo sapiens
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heyitsmeshaunna · 7 days ago
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i kept asking the guy working there “why are they beeps” and he was laughin and then i didnt buy any and he told me “no beeps?????” rly softly and me and matthew lost it
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heyitsmeshaunna · 7 days ago
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i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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Visit Norway!
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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Visit Norway!
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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I am so bad at posting here consistently but I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my best friend Fishbag (and the various creatures that live within her)
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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Something interesting I learned today When they started the draft for the Vietnam War they literally placed peoples birthdays into a lottery and drew them at random And broadcast this on live national television
Totally unrelated but this was how Suzanne Collins father was sent to Vietnam
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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Café ‘De Eland’  -   Frans Koppelaar , 2006
Dutch b.1943-
Oil on panel, 27,5 x 33,5 cm
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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heyitsmeshaunna · 12 days ago
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you got a fast car i want a ticket to anywhere maybe we make a deal maybe together we can get somewhere any place is better starting from zero got nothing to lose maybe we'll make something me myself i got nothing to prove you got a fast car i got a plan to get us outta here i been working at the convenience store managed to save just a little bit of money won't have to drive too far just 'cross the border and into the city you & i can both get job & finally see what it means to be living see my old man's got a problem he live with the bottle that's the way it is he says his body's too old for working his body's too young to look like his my mama went off & left him she wanted more from life than he could give i said somebody's got to take care of him so i quit school & that's what i did you got a fast car is it fast enough so we can fly away? we gotta make a decision leave tonight or live & die this way so i remember when we were driving, driving in your car speed so fast it felt like i was drunk city lights lay out before us & your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder & i i had a feeling that i belonged i i had a feeling i could be someone be someone be someone you got a fast car we go cruising, entertain ourselves you still ain't got a job & i work in the market as a checkout girl i know things will get better you'll find work and i'll get promoted we'll move out of the shelter buy a bigger house & live in the suburbs so i remember when we were driving, driving in your car speed so fast it felt like i was drunk city lights lay out before us & your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder & i i had a feeling that i belonged i i had a feeling i could be someone be someone be someone you got a fast car i got a job that pays all our bills you stay out drinking late at the bar see more of your friends than you do of your kids i'd always hoped for better thought maybe together you & me'd find it i got no plans, i ain't going nowhere take your fast car & keep on driving so i remember when we were driving, driving in your car speed so fast it felt like i was drunk city lights lay out before us & your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder & i i had a feeling that I belonged i i had a feeling I could be someone be someone be someone you got a fast car is it fast enough so you can fly away? you gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way
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