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who let biologists play dnd

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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identifying political ideologies by vague statements 2024 edition

• "both sides have gotten a bit extreme lately": conservative

• "i'm not really into politics": conservative

• "it's good to accept different opinions": conservative

• "i'm a conservative": 100% hitler

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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So I'd like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.

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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

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white boy SHOCKS friend group by growing perfect c cup breasts

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I saw a comment on a video about Volt where someone said "close enough, welcome back Loki" and it brought to me the crushing realization that I have a fucking type 😭

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Information

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Oh yeah, new eye chart, btw

I no longer like the old one [below], and some lore has changed here, so I remade it.

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LOOK!!!!

I hold da baby!

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oh no! the mini beast cookies escaped on to the dash...

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WINONA RYDER IS A BOSS CHICK 

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