Bri. 26. she/her. shitty memes, obsession of the week, funny animals *Credit to twofoursixoones for my icon
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please consider donating to the north gaza cruelty-free kitchen/camp + cruelty-free water project
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I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music
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the people in these comments are babies. you're so fucking stupid. you really think following a memoir on how she was immensely abused and exploited as a child and how that affected her into adulthood, jannette mccurdy is gonna come out with a hot steamy smutty novel about adults fucking minors? kill yourself. and none of you know what lolita was about
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My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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babygirl you have cancer but it’s okay we’re gonna get a bee to cough all up on your titties
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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history
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Babe wake up! The theatrical and streaming release dates for the new Benoit Blanc film “Wake Up Dead Man” Just dropped

Link to post also another source
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died
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one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?
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