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Derek Lunsford’s epic back,
3 weeks out from the Mr O.
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In honor of Eric Janicki’s pro debut, I submit the future (hopefully!).
By the time he’s this big he’s become repulsive to women. His own sex drive will be warped since his balls have been roided into uselessness, two little inert tictacs swimming around his smooth sack.
He’d be too big to be safe to be around—the slightest misstep and he’d crush a normal person. He’d probably need to be assigned a handler (he’d probably feel most comfortable around a prettyboy bodybuilder—someone who understands) who can keep him calm and make sure he gets what he needs.
Washing him, feeding him, and carting him around would all resemble livestock care at this point. He’d be so size-obsessed that all he wants is grow (despite weighing 600 lbs). His handler would need to get him enough weight to give him the pump he craved, enough gear to fuel all that musclegrowth, and enough food to keep up his raging appetite.
I’d imagine he’d need release at some point, so his handler would also need to skillfully milk him when he got a little too feisty. Post-orgasmic glow (after his thick cock burps out less than a teaspoon—defunct balls, after all) would be the only way to truly sedate the big man.
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