heyyitsjayy
heyyitsjayy
Aspiring Herpetologist
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He/Him || 31 || PhD CandidateI post my own pets when I remember to take pictures.
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heyyitsjayy · 4 hours ago
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heyyitsjayy · 8 hours ago
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heyyitsjayy · 8 hours ago
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diversity win!!! these rattlesnakes are lesbians!!!
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heyyitsjayy · 18 hours ago
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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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heyyitsjayy · 18 hours ago
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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary
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heyyitsjayy · 19 hours ago
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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
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heyyitsjayy · 1 day ago
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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heyyitsjayy · 1 day ago
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“Women don’t have rights in Iran, they are homophobic in Iran!”
A black woman’s dying body was used to incubate a fetus because the state said so and the Supreme Court, regurgitating debunked talking points, ruled that trans kids could be denied gender affirming care that is proven to save lives. Does that justify a foreign power bombing New Jersey indiscriminately? Like some of y’all don’t give a fuck about LGBTQ Iranians or women in that country because I never saw a people get free through just having their shit blown up
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heyyitsjayy · 1 day ago
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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.
I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.
When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.
The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."
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heyyitsjayy · 1 day ago
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
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heyyitsjayy · 1 day ago
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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!
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heyyitsjayy · 1 day ago
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heyyitsjayy · 1 day ago
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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
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you don't ovulate. liar
interesting. Sort of a neutral statement really. cant seem to figure out how to respond to this
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heyyitsjayy · 1 day ago
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From a state hearing in Texas
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heyyitsjayy · 2 days ago
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Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.
Suitors:
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