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noelle: *looking at pictures of a friend* oh hey a guitar

mary: no yeah he's cute in real life

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"I don't literally have a dick but if I did I would fuck all the bitches"

- @tip-yourhat

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*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

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#twincest

1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

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I just walked into my brothers room, I’m so done

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I love this scene. Thanks, Robin Williams, for reminding me of something important.

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“i accidentally left my sims game on while i was gone and 3 people died and the house is on fire” 

- a thrilling tale from my brother 

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oh my god

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GTA Cops don’t play around

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Old people make me think forever exist

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When u on too many caps

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Normal person: hey check out that cool bird

Tumblr user: wow he smol! Smol birb! Protect this beautiful small child. Precious cinnamon roll birb. Love that blirb.

Normal person: what the fuck

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when you’re not out yet

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why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream

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Sometimes it’s hard to be direct.