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Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.

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stop using juuls with the fools and come smoke a blunt with a cunt

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Your English teacher and gym teacher are getting married is such a hauntingly bleak glimpse into the lives of heterosexual women

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Colored some early morning sketches of all my Henrys

Standard mode Henry (left)

Hardcore Henry (right)

Hardcore Henry again but continued playstyle from KCD1 (middle)

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“Okay mr fart” and “yeah for a poop car” exist in the same realm in my mind

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Finding this in the server room made my day

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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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best traits to give your characters

passively suicidal

premature ejaculation

erectile dysfunction

vaginismus

cries during sex

cries after sex

hates sex

actively suicidal

full bush AND hairy pits

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name-dropping your crush but not your dad is so goddamn funny

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Hello Hansry nation I don't know how to post here I hope I'm doing this right

I've been secretly liking everyone's posts since the game was released and now it's my time to draw our favorite bohemian knights ❤️

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(DON'T FEAR) THE REAPER

That's right peeps. I finally finished Cyberpunk. Love the ending i got. My streetkid punk smooched the old rockerboy. Pure Kino.

Happily ever after folks ( I say as I am booting the game up again)

I'm also having a blast with photo mode so I might share my V a lil bit :3

KOFI

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Wildflowers in Bohemia by gondolinarchivist

you ever read a fic that makes you sick to your stomach with romance.

all quotes come from the fic!! words not mine!!

ill probably add more to this as more chapters come out, and this isnt nearly as good as i hoped it would be, but my editing program low key sucks and i really wanted to share this. ily jana and jindra.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're on the spectrum and a teacher ever asked you whether you would like to teach this lesson instead since you clearly already know everything about the subject, they weren't actually impressed by your immense knowledge of the subject that you were proud to be sharing. That's just teacher code for "can you like shut the fuck up."