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Oh god

Not the wonder bread

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Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

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req'd by @hahadoesanythingreallymatteranyw

the fact that the next openaskbox stream is in a few days makes this card hilarious, like. sorry bud. you once again have no time to think of a card

text: I'm running out of time to be original will this be enou

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fucking australia’s trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country

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nightmare moon 🌘

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O sapo-de-chifres ou sapo-folha (Proceratophrys boiei) é uma espécie de anfíbio da família Odontophrynidae. Essa espécie é endêmica do Brasil e é encontrada em várias regiões do país. Sua distribuição inclui principalmente áreas de Mata Atlântica, que é um bioma caracterizado por florestas tropicais úmidas e diversidade biológica excepcional

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You know what's fucked is that even with all the shit over the last several administrations, even with the increased push to address climate catastophe, I haven't really seen a push for nuclear disarmament. If anything has become very obvious over the last 8 years, it is that the risk of the extremely unstable, self-obsessed, very very dumb people we elect having the power to unilaterally destroy the world at the push of a button vastly outweighs any possible benefit to having a nuclear arsenal at all.

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a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

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Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.

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they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

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what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

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What meme did I miss

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried