hey what the fuck??
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The year is 9
Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal
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realizing u have to wake up again tomorrow and the next day and the day after that:
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If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.
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I love math
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my stomach hurts
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my kink: when people miss me back
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Let’s play “how messy can a room get while your mental state declines rapidly in one week?”
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