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I totally get Asakusa and that is why I need a Kanamori in my life.

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Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

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Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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I just committed highway robbery

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Gen z are gonna be so weird about wasting eggs when we're old and confusing our grandkids it'll be like great depression babies eating apple cores

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i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

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i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

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*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

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i feel so completely directionless

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lock in? no. i’m locked out. please let me in. i promise im the real me and not my evil clone

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I love the power of color and how it can add environmental storytelling to an image

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Sometimes a character with blue eyes would be better as a beautiful brown eyed man, I've only met one exception:

Venom wouldn't serve as much cunt if his eyes weren't blue 😔