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Slide this fast and look at the magic

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Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!

Original post here 

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A glimpse of the world.

(inspired by a recent art from Given)

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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

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Exam cheating tips from these two would be like

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The funniest part of the FNAF movie to me is that at this point, William Afton is working as a career counselor, and I don't know how much money they made back the 90's, but he's somehow able to finance paying someone for the security gig. Sure, they don't typically last long and he said the pay's not great, but still. I can't imagine he's getting residuals or anything like that from the Fazbear branding, and he's paying out of pocket to have people murdered at his old restaurant. Is he working a second job on top of his serial killing hobby?

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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what are y’all’s strategies for trying to convince yourself there is joy in your future and that your time is worth being alive for

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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"babe are you ok you're drawing fanart of your 2016 otp???"

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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This is how it actually happened guys I swear

I love angsty reunions :))))))

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hi tumblr. ,.. .. . . .

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Nap date!

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these are KILLING me