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AW  SHIT,  HERE  WE  GO  AGAIN …               daisuke  serizawa  lives  once  more !  he’s  quit  spying  and  become  a  business  oligarch  in  russia  by  becoming  the  head  of  his  family.  who  let  him  do this ?  nobody  SMART,  that’s  for  sure !  if  you’d  like  to  witness his  glo  up  ( usage  of  that  term  debatable )  from  party  twink  to  edgy  26  year old,  like  or  reblog!

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oopsie woopsie u w u @sokolov05837384

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I REMADE DAISUKE HERE ACTUALLY...SEE YOU THERE IF YOU WANT

oopsie woopsie u w u @sokolov05837384

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oopsie woopsie u w u @sokolov05837384

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OH LMAO AS SOON AS I GET INTO BSD (where his faceclaims are from) IT MAKES ME SUPER INSPIRED TO ACTUALLY REVIVE DAISUKE.

see you on the flip side i guess

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i might come back as a super lowkey blog w older daisuke 0_0

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Thanks to the Patriots AI’s efforts, all traces of Ocelot’s torture fetish have been erased from history.

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            ❛  i ended the heisei era.  ❜

            HE DIDN’T, BUT it’s his birthday today.

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daisuke vc:  do people really have chasers after they drink vodka lmao WHAT

everyone:  we get it daisuke youre an alcoholic you drink so much shut UP

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hm.  i keep dying BUT daisukes changed so much since i first made him that perhaps a hard reboot is in order.

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if you were on tumblr from 2011 to 2013 click here for a repressed memory

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            ❛  huh,  is it a HOLIDAY today?  ❜

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i will return momentarily when im not being so stressed out by things going on!

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✯ ——— FIGHT CLUB SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ Lose an hour, gain an hour. ’ ’ This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. ’ ’ Do you hear me now? ’ ’ Okay, I got it. Shit, I lost it. ’ ’ Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. ’ ’ Guys, what would you wish you’d done before you died? ’ ’ What are you doing? ’ ’ Fight Club was the beginning. ’ ’ Turn the wheel now, come on! ’ ’ You have to know the answer to this question! ’ ’ If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? ’ ’ I wouldn’t feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? ’ ’ Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? ’ ’ I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. ’ ’ Hey, you created me. ’ ’  Take some responsibility! ’ ’ This is it - ground zero. ’ ’ Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? ’ ’ People are always asking me if I know, _______. ’ ’ With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. ’ ’ I can’t think of anything. ’ ’ I wonder how clean that gun is. ’ ’ Ah… flashback humor. ’ ’ This is crazy… ’ ’ People do it everyday, they talk to themselves… ’ ’ Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! ’ ’ Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse… ’ ’ Look at me… or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn. ’ ’ First you have to give up, first you have to know… not fear… ’ ’ Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It’s not my problem. ’ ’ You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? ’ ’ In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. ’ ’ That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory. ’ ‘ I’ve got a stomachful of Xanax. ’ ’ I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much. ’ ’ Your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! ’ ’ It’s getting exciting now, two and one-half. ’ ’ I ask you for one thing, one simple thing. ’ ’ Now answer me, why do people think that I’m you. ’ ’ Why do people think that I’m you? Answer me! ’ ’ Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? ’ ’ My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school. ’ ’ I am Jack’s smirking revenge. ’ ’ Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. ’ ’ I see all this potential, and I see squandering. ’ ’ All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. ’ ’ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. ’ ’ I am free in all the ways that you are not. ’ ’ They’re gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid. ’ ’ It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything. ’ ’ What’s the smell? ’ ’ Is that your blood? ’ ’ Oh, it’s late. Hey, thanks for the beer. ’ ’ I should find a hotel. ’ ’ Three pitchers of beer, and you still can’t ask. ’ ’ You call me because you need a place to stay. ’ ’ Yes, you did. So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask. ’ ’ Would - would that be a problem? ’ ’ Can I stay at your place? ’ ’ Is it a problem for you to ask? ’ ’ You’ll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. ’ ’ I felt like destroying something beautiful. ’ ’ You’re not how much money you have in the bank. ’ ’ You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. ’ ’ You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ’ ’ When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… ’ ’ Listen up, maggots. You are not special. ’ ’ You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. ’ ’ You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. ’ ’ On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. ’ ’ The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. ’ ’ Man, you’ve got some fucked up friends, I’m tellin’ ya. ’ ’ The things you own end up owning you. ’ ’ Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? ’ ’ C'mon, do me this one favor. ’ ’ How much can you know about yourself, you’ve never been in a fight? ’ ’ I don’t wanna die without any scars. ’ ’ So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve. ’ ’ Who gives a shit? No one’s watching. What do you care? ’ ’ Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you? ’ ’ Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear! ’ ’ Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one. ’ ’ God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas. ’ ’ Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey!  ’ ’ Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. ’ ’ Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? ’ ’ One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items. ’ ’ How’s that working out for you? ’ ’ You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. ’ ’ This is not the worst thing that can happen. ’ ’ There are things about you that I like. ’ ’ Yeah, you’re sorry, I’m sorry, everybody’s sorry. ’ ’  I can’t do this anymore. I can’t. And I won’t. I’m gone. ’ ’ You’re smart, you’re funny, you’re… spectacular in bed… But you’re intolerable! ’ ’ You have very serious emotional problems. ’ ’ Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. ’ ’ You’re not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax. ’ ’ Why? So you can pretend like you’re interested? ’ ’ Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. ’ ’ I’ve got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. ’ ’ I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. ’ ’ After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. ’ ’ Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. ’ ’ It’s cheaper than a movie, and there’s free coffee. ’ ’ Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. ’ ’ You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. ’ ’ You met me at a very strange time in my life. ’ ’ Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. ’ ’ Yes, these are bruises from fighting. ’ ’ I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar. ’ ’ Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. ’ ’ The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. ’ ’ You don’t know where I’ve been. ’ ’ You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. ’ ’ Would you excuse me? I need to take this. ’ ’ Uh, well… You’re not gonna believe this… ’ ’ I know it seems like I have more than one side sometimes… ’ ’ I’ll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you’ll thank me. ’ ’ Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected. ’ ’ When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just… waiting for their turn to speak. ’

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ok,  i spent the last two days SUPER TILTED that i lost my wallet but i’m back now

also i need to finish making icons sometime,  but H

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is mobile still broke for me i think it is

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wow remember this part of mgs1