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@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

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Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

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2012 was truly the PEAK of music. call me maybe? iconic. somebody that i used to know? iconic. what makes you beautiful? iconic. some nights? iconic. starships? iconic. whistle? iconic. everybody talks? iconic. party rock anthem? iconic. boyfriend? iconic. THE LIST GOES ON. we will never again experience a similar period of bop after bop.

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big huge shoutout to my one (1) friend I can rely on and trust, you are the real mvp

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what if andrew was the type to bite off a kit kat bar just so he can watch the horror on everyone’s face but he breaks it off when he’s with neil on the rooftop. thank you for coming to my ted talk

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It’s the girls

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Whenever someone ask Neil why he is dating Andrew these are the sarcastic answers he gives, because he doesn’t need to justify his relationship to anyone:

“I always wanted to be the taller one in a relationship.”

“I’m just holding out for when he dies, because then I will inherit all of his knives.”

“Free and limitless supply of cigarettes.”

"He promised to protect me from my serial killer father and the Yakuza. How could I turn that down?”

“Kevin really pissed me off one day. To get back at him I did the one thing that would drive him absolutely crazy, date Andrew.”

“I’m dating Andrew Minyard?”

“One day he asked me for the date in German. Turns out he was asking for a date. I apparently don’t know German as well as I thought I did, and I’m too petty to admit it.”

“I heard he was pre-med. So I decided that if all this Exy stuff falls through I could at least be the trophy husband of a Doctor. Turns out it’s Aaron who is pre-med.”

“I’m really into Maseratis.”

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Hey hey hey @ some people, this might be a wild concept to you, but you could just shut your mouth every now and then, especially if nobody asked for your opinion. 

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I was looking for my cat for a while and then a little face popped out to judge me

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The Daily Life of a Grandma and Her Odd-Eyed Cat - Miyoko Ihara 

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Saw a post earlier about how science diagrams look like shitposts and immediately thought of this

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Dracula had it right; sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a hundred bats to avoid social interactions.

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me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba.

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Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption