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This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley?  I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.

The Land Before Time(1988) dir. Don Bluth

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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hot croc bun

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My oil painting of Wine and Dino Nuggs

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obligatory post today

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Skeletons dancing, R. Stamper.

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“I always thought wizards were supposed to have cats or one-eyed owls for familiars, but flaming dinosaurs work, too.”

-Pyroceratops

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[tumblr] sanctioned AI girlfriend anime pussy ads on my dash every minute of every day but god forbid you post a nipple or something.

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sketching at the museum

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